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  1. patweb

    WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

    Well, they did put THE BLOB in the Antarctic to freeze it. Maybe it broke loose and is in warm water now?
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    Where the hell did we go wrong?

    And the unidentified mom pipes up, "WELL, he certainly didn't learn it from ME." While dad scoffs, "That's for sure."
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    Jedi Knight 2

    hubba hubba!!!
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    Do you like to street race?

    >>Damn you folks are harsh. How many of you, especially those over 30, didn't pull an ocassional race as a kid. Add to that, tens, if not hundreds, of thousands, before & since, that have done this & survived with no more than bruised pride. There are bound to be accidents. Those that lose in...
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    Do you like to street race?

    >>Just look at Patweb's avatar, that will give you a general idea!<< HEY! Don't make fun of my meat. Steak is tasty..... :beerchug: >>Preferably, from inside their car!<< Actually, they should just go to jail for a while. Watching thier beloved machine destroyed would be a poetic...
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    Do you like to street race?

    Well, I am going to lunch soon, so forget the pictures. I will just say this. I live in the CA Bay Area. Street racing is a big problem here. In most cases, the person killed is an innocent driver that is unlucky to be on the same road as the maniacal street racer running from the cops. So...
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    United Negro College Fund

    I tried to apply for the WASP college fund.... But the KKK was out of them! Damn. :)
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    I'm not dead yet!

    The REAL question is did they already consult a mortician and arrange for a Des Moines burial? Enquiry minds will surely want to know.
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    What game are you currently playing?

    >>The game of life...it sucks too.<< It wouldn't suck if you were better at it.:whip: I am playing Pool of Radiance 2 (SSI). Pulling hair out do to the friggen crashes too! Just finished Medal of Honor. Cheated heavily on mission 6. Now on to try the multiplayer portion.
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    Here's some fuel to add to the conspiracy fire

    It's cuz the Egyptions were aliens. That's what Richard Dean Anderson said in Star Gate......
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    Islam Sucks

    Freedom of Speech is no Guarentee of Freedom from Consequences. Example. The constitution will not protect you if you go to a Black Panther rally in a white sheet screaming "all african's must die!". The constitution gives you the right to say what you want. But that is all.
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    Pioneer 10 calls home on birthday

    Kirk, "We MUST, ......shorten, LT. Aliah's...............ROBE, just about an inch more..........to.......confirm........SHE.......is STILL a Deltan." (get it?)
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    Should handicapped kids be in a regular classroom?

    Of course, I assumed the poll was for physical handicaps. Thus I answered yes. However, mental handicapped people should be case by case. I don't think a 30y.o kindergartener in a public class is going to work too well.
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    "Space aliens predicted to arrive at Olympics today" according to CNN

    HELL YA, "If ve cannot boiy off da judges, unt ve cannot pump our athletes vith steriods, den ve vant no part of dese honest competition."
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    Slave Reparations

    When they start charging the decendents with the crimes of their ancestors, then I am all for it. Otherwise, who suffered from the loss? Many would argue that the decendents of slaves were better off than the people they left in tribal Africa (I won't argue that supposition).
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    "Space aliens predicted to arrive at Olympics today" according to CNN

    No worries, the USAF is waiting. Any 'peaceful' flyover vehicles will be shot down in flames. DAMN ALIENS anyway.
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    What do you feel is a sufficient punishment for rape?

    For violent rape (including murderous rape), the Death Penalty. (is there such a thing as non-violent rape? If so, Life in Prison, parole possible. As long as the victim forgives the crime).
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    high school kids = jerks

    Famous last words of many a teen- Hey guys, watch this.
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    Need your help...

    We should institute that 'voting' method for Florida next time around. Click here to vote for Bush, or just don't click here to not vote for Bush.
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    Isreal problems

    Here is a couple of peices I wrote on the subject. This to give you an idea of what I feel about the situation. All of these written long prior to Sept. 11th. My envisionment of what would be an Israeli invasion. ______________ The Retreat from Palestine- A work of fiction. They must...
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