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I'm still using my old, old IBM keyboard. Heavy clicking keys, and I love it.

I leave all the ports on my hubs standard, and use yellow x-over cables for cascades. Makes my life a lot easier.

Just so long as you had fun.

Not when I'm done with them, you can't.

You need a link to a .wav or a .mp3 to make it complete.

I actually had a wide-load chick in front of me at McDonalds order a double BigMac combo, with a diet coke. I laughed so hard I had to leave the place. I was making a scene, as the manager put it.

911.

I'd rather watch the penguins

Hey, I think three weeks driving her around the maritimes hauling that freaking trailer was pretty damn good. I never used the tent once. And I only asked her to drive once the whole dang trip. And I even went into the ocean (5ºC) with her twice. I babysat while she chatted with the woman in the...

Only if he's lucky.

That would hurt.

There is nothing to fear, but Fear himself. And here he is. :scared: :scared: :scared:

Um ... how can I put this delicately. The missus has reached a certain hormonal stage that has resulted is a sudden radical personality change. The last thing she wants is me picking up around the house. She'd take that as me saying that she's not doing a good job of looking after the house...

:cry: :eek2: :cry2: :banghead:

And your boyfriend just stands there with his thumb up his ass? Tell him that this a-hole is annoying you and let the b-friend take care of it. That's what men are for, didn't you know?

Ain't no such animal.

It's a toss up between a freshly cracked brew, or a freshly brewed crack.

Or you could just sell them. Get a nice korean family to take them off your hands. You get peace and quite, they get extra farm hands. Everybody's happy.

I took a three week sabatical to the far east. I'm sure I mentioned it before I left. As for V3.0, he/she is making Mummy's life a living hell. Apparently V2.0 didn't kick any where near as much, or as low as V3.0. And he/she doesn't sleep for long at night either. The next three months are...

Frig. This is just what I wanna read coming back from vacation. Lay off the friggin cheeseburgers already!!! And get the **** better already.