original food fight thread

*hits Gato in the nuts with a HUGE salami*

*takes trout back*

*pats trout affectionately*

*launches clam chowder at prof and SL*
 
You can't hit a salami with a salami. It just ain't right. Besides...who said it was your trout. :mischief:

Sprays Nixy with cake icing and sprinkles. :p
 
Oh, 25 pages after I finally come to see this mess! This place smells baaaaaad.
* pick rotten guavas from a bag and start to throw them at everyone as frag grenades*
 
You're too late, Batman. Muhahahahaha


*Glues Noite's feet to the ground with .... something sticky I found in Fury's laundry hamper.*
 
Since prof just made this thread sticky...

*Sprays a mixture of strawberry yogurt and mustard on everyone in the room*

How's that for sticky. :D
 
*Leaps into action with the "Household Cleaner" spraygun and a damp cloth, removing all those sticky finger marks from the Xibase logo*

Phew, it's ripe in here, excuse me while I open windows.... *cough, cough, cough*... must be the trout...
 
*puts on cup, shin guards, mouthpiece, chest protector, and head protector*

Holds Aunty M's arms while Prof gives her a liberal squirt of ketchup, mayo, mustard, and pickle juice.

This is food fight, not clean-up!
 
Right, you asked for it!

*reaches for the enormous bowl of jello that conveniantly appears beside her*

Well this is virtual reality

*grabs Gatos waistband and tips the contents down the inside of his pants*

Squelch on that one!
 
Great, my hair's a little dry and needs some nourishment. This should help your complexion...

*lets Gato have it in the face with a custard pie*
 
So I'm glued huh? [Bugs Bunny]That means war![/Bugs Bunny]
* opens utility belt, picks a sache of Rib's special mustard and spread it around his feet * fssssssssssss
I'm free! Muwhahahahaha. Umm, so, this is virtual reality? Operator! I need weapons! Tons of weapons!
* various shelves appear containins lots of food *
* picks various plum pies and throw them at the ceiling fan hiting everyone on the room *
Now at you bastard!!! * spocks a 3rd class champagne and spills it all over prof's head *
 
Hmm, smooth or rough side up...

*flips the raw liver through the air so violently it lands with a slap on Gato's butt*

Yep I'd say that's pretty well flipped...

*then proceeds to remove and eat bits of plum pie from her hair...*

Hey got any custard for this? NE, you got any more ammunition I can eat, I haven't had a bite since last night and I'm hungary?
 
Hmm, let's start with this pile that was caught by Q's force field over this whole time, followed by a little leftover cheesecake from Thanksgiving, mixed with a stuffed garbage pizza from a month or two ago (after 2 weeks, you really can't tell by the smell how old it is anymore), toss in a pinch of worcester sauce that got mixed with the baking soda in the back corner of the fridge that hasn't worked in over a year, throw in about 20 packets of that really spicy Chinese mustard, and add the piece de resistance, a whole fruitcake my great grandmother made before I was born, and I've got the perfect weapon! Anyone dare to contest that? :D
 
Stop Laughing said:
Hmm, let's start with this pile that was caught by Q's force field over this whole time, followed by a little leftover cheesecake from Thanksgiving, mixed with a stuffed garbage pizza from a month or two ago (after 2 weeks, you really can't tell by the smell how old it is anymore), toss in a pinch of worcester sauce that got mixed with the baking soda in the back corner of the fridge that hasn't worked in over a year, throw in about 20 packets of that really spicy Chinese mustard, and add the piece de resistance, a whole fruitcake my great grandmother made before I was born, and I've got the perfect weapon! Anyone dare to contest that? :D
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I do. But, then again, I eat MRE's. :p :sick:
 
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