original food fight thread

[HomeLAN]

Not if your wife reads that, you won't.

 

[Noite Escura]

Too late you realize I've thrown rotten eggs and cow stomach meat into the ventilation system while you were distracted

 

[Nixy]

Cow stomach meat?

 

[leslie]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*chokes*

*runs away waving white flag*

 

[Nixy]

Now, that I think about it...I am gonn ahave to disqualify that and bring in the cleaning company to clean the vents Noite...

You must use the food as some sort of weapon. Not just stink everyone out with it...(yes, I know a stink bomb is a weapon but in this case I don't think it's playing fair... )

 

[Nixy]

With that said...BACK TO THROWING FOOD!

*hits Les in the bum with a big glob of cheesy mashed potatoes*

 

[Professur]

Um, cow stomach is food. You might have even heard of it. It's called Tripe.

 

[leslie]

*catapults ladlefuls of coagulated gravy at the retreating Nixy while trying not to hurl at the thought of tripe*

 

[Professur]

THIS MEANS WAR


* slam dunks a bowl of trifle over Leslie's head

How dare you insult the good name of tripe.

 

[leslie]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the awful childhood memories of Gramma's delicacies!

*dumps blood pudding into Prof's shoes when he's not looking*

*drops a jellied tongue down his back and runs away*

 

[Nixy]

*wipes gravy off glasses*

*uses a nerf disc shooter to shoot pepperonis at Prof and Les*

 

[leslie]

*carefully aims pepperoni slices so they cover up Nixy's eyes*

*lobs overripe papayas, making the floor slippery*

 

[Professur]

* Slips on floor, pulling down Les and Nixy into the slimy mess.



OMG, you're both wearing white shirts.

 

[Noite Escura]

...(yes, I know a stink bomb is a weapon but in this case I don't think it's playing fair... )

Just call me 'Saddam' Escura

 

[Noite Escura]

Um, cow stomach is food. You might have even heard of it. It's called Tripe.

In this piece of the world is called Bucho or Mondongo and is the main ingredient of a greasy and stinking soup called Mocotó.
Speaking of the devil,
* turns a big pan of Mocotó over prof's head covering his head completely and spilling Bucho and spaghetti all over his body *
Now that stench won't go away for a week bwhuhahahahah!

 

[leslie]

*bitchslaps self for wearing a white shirt into this room*

*retches at the thought of the Mocoto*

*waits till Prof is all covered with papaya goo then drops a tin of cornstarch over his head*

 

[Noite Escura]

*retches at the thought of the Mocoto*

Believe me is much, much worse than you can imagine. I don't know how people can eat that shit

 

[Gato_Solo]

*Peeks in room*

prepares fruitcake by smearing it with a mixture of vegemite and peanut butter

*Sneaks into room and throws confection at Nixy*

Sprays Leslie with a mixture of cream cheese, yogurt, and limburger cheese.

 

[leslie]

*uses her slingshot to hurtle stale rockhard Timbits at Gato*

 

[Nixy]

*uses her catapult that she built in Physics last year to hurl fresh timbits at Gato* (if they're fresh they have moisture and thus are heavier and travel further and faster (ie. more momentum therefore more OW))