original food fight thread

Too late you realize I've thrown rotten eggs and cow stomach meat into the ventilation system while you were distracted :mischief:
 
Now, that I think about it...I am gonn ahave to disqualify that and bring in the cleaning company to clean the vents Noite...

You must use the food as some sort of weapon. Not just stink everyone out with it...(yes, I know a stink bomb is a weapon but in this case I don't think it's playing fair...:p )
 
With that said...BACK TO THROWING FOOD!

*hits Les in the bum with a big glob of cheesy mashed potatoes*
 
*catapults ladlefuls of coagulated gravy at the retreating Nixy while trying not to hurl at the thought of tripe*
 
THIS MEANS WAR


* slam dunks a bowl of trifle over Leslie's head

How dare you insult the good name of tripe.
 
:scared: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the awful childhood memories of Gramma's delicacies! :scared:

*dumps blood pudding into Prof's shoes when he's not looking*

*drops a jellied tongue down his back and runs away*
 
*wipes gravy off glasses*

*uses a nerf disc shooter to shoot pepperonis at Prof and Les*
 
*carefully aims pepperoni slices so they cover up Nixy's eyes*

*lobs overripe papayas, making the floor slippery*
 
Professur said:
Um, cow stomach is food. You might have even heard of it. It's called Tripe.
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In this piece of the world is called Bucho or Mondongo and is the main ingredient of a greasy and stinking soup called Mocotó.
Speaking of the devil,
* turns a big pan of Mocotó over prof's head covering his head completely and spilling Bucho and spaghetti all over his body *
Now that stench won't go away for a week bwhuhahahahah!
 
*bitchslaps self for wearing a white shirt into this room*

*retches at the thought of the Mocoto* :sick:

*waits till Prof is all covered with papaya goo then drops a tin of cornstarch over his head*
 
*Peeks in room*

prepares fruitcake by smearing it with a mixture of vegemite and peanut butter

*Sneaks into room and throws confection at Nixy*

Sprays Leslie with a mixture of cream cheese, yogurt, and limburger cheese.
 
*uses her catapult that she built in Physics last year to hurl fresh timbits at Gato* (if they're fresh they have moisture and thus are heavier and travel further and faster (ie. more momentum therefore more OW))
 
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