original food fight thread

[Professur]

But the rock hard ones shatter into shrapnel on impact. See?

* flings rock hard Timbits at Gato.


Now the fresh ones squish better

* squishes a box full of jelly filled 'bits over Nixy's head.


Class dismissed.


* runs out of range.

 

[leslie]

*flings oddly shaped Jello Jigglers at the fleeing Prof, giggling as they bounce off his head*

 

[Noite Escura]

* covers nose while crossing Mocoto-smelling prof
* sprays leslie and Nixy with bad quality champagne

 

[Gato_Solo]

Stale timbits, eh. I'll show you...

*leaves room*

*Re-enters room carrying 2" fire hose hooked up to 500 gallon pumper truck...*

Anyone for partially hydrogenated vegetable oil? Muahahahahaaaaaaaa


**BAWHOOSH**

 

[leslie]

*also has a pumper truck waiting outside...grabs hose and repels the oil back towards Gato and Noite with balsamic vinegar*

 

[Aunty M]

Yay, salad dressing....

 

[Nixy]

*loads rotten lettuce into bazooka*

*hits prof in the face is the rotton lettuce*

 

[Professur]

* holds rotten lettuce up on his shoulder *

Look Ma. Siamese twins.

 

[Professur]

* tosses limp celery at Squiggy as he walks in the door *

 

[Professur]

Oh, Squiggy, come in and plaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

 

[Nixy]

*jumps on Prof's back and grinds cheese popcorn into his hair*

 

[Professur]

* squishes rotten lettuce into Nixy's mug.

 

[Nixy]

*pours crushed chilies into Prof's pants*

 

[Professur]

First time there's ever been anything chilly about my pants


* pours microwaved Cheezewhiz over Nixy's cleavage *


Consider that a present for Brainsoft

 

[Nixy]

I'm sure he will enjoy that emensely. Thank You

 

[fury]

As the rightful owner of that cheese, I have the right to do with it whatever I please.

BTW, Prof, due to such an ingenius use of Cheez-Whiz, I'll overlook the fact that you smuggled it and I'll be calling off the CJEA robots... Just don't let it happen again... unless you find more cleavage to pour it in.

*hucks tubs of cottage cheese randomly, hitting Q and Kiwi Angel dead on*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Cottage cheese? How gauche. Try using semi-solid jello instead...like this...

*slings 6 gallons of half-formed jello onto Kuulani and Nalani...Just because they don't seem to be paying attention*

 

[Professur]

* hoses down the place with cream of brocolli soup.

 

[Professur]

Is this the end for the food fight? I've three vietnamese families that wanna clean up and go home.

 

[Nixy]

*waves hand for you ugys to do whatever you want*

*goes off to get ready for work oe crawl into a hole and die*