original food fight thread

[Gato_Solo]

Gato where did you get the hot bathwater for your soup??

I already filled the tub with jello

Tea-kettle. Now shut up and flavor my soup.

 

[Nixy]

hahahahaha!

I heart Gato!

but even more I heart smashing cheese mashed potatoes on his face!!! *rubs cheese mashed potatoes into Gato's face*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Oh yeah? How about a poutine shampoo? *rubs poutine in Nixy's hair*

 

[Nixy]

mmmm Cinnamon BUn

It's not a Cinnabon but it is DAMN good!!!

 

[Gato_Solo]

Hmmm...Tis the season to be jolly.....Throw a fruitcake aaaat Nixy's breasts...

 

[Nixy]

*squirts Gato with eggnog from a turkey bastor*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Anyone for Lemon Merangue pie?

*smears pie on Leslie, and throw Merangue at Nixy*

 

[Gato_Solo]

That's right, cowards...Run and hide...for my meatball slingshot will not fail... Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[leslie]

*trips up gato with a made-with-spaghetti boobytrap tripwire*

*runs away laughing with his dropped meatball slingshot, pinging him in the forehead on my way out the door*

 

[Nixy]

*takes advantage of the fact that gato is down*

*pelts gato with brussel sprouts and cheez whiz from a paintball gun*

*chases after Leslie laughing*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Throws 'Jello Bomb" at Nixy and Leslie as they scurry away, causing them to slip into the "cottage cheese" pit I cleverly dug for just such an emergency.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Pours melted chocolate on top of the pit...just in case Nixy and Leslie decided that the pit was gonna be fun...

 

[Nixy]

*opens mouth and lets chocolate run in*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Dumps 'pop rocks' into the pit of chocolate and cottage cheese, and watches with glee...

 

[Professur]

* pours a soda onto the pop rocks.





FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

 

[fury]

*whips out his trusty CheeseSnipe™ and picks off Professur and Gato with it*

 

[leslie]

*dumps a bowl of Lipton Sidekick Honey Garlic noodles over furys head
*giggles and runs away

 

[fury]

mmmmmmmm... *pours whip cream on Les*

 

[leslie]

*globs some on fury's forehead and sticks a cherry to it*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Dumps a bowl of Shawarma sauce over Leslie, and flings some sour Gyro sauce at Fury's head...