original food fight thread

[fury]

What's with the saying "near miss"?

Does it mean it was near missing the target? Well that would mean that it did hit the target!

Does it mean it was near hitting the target? Well it should be called "near hit" then, eh?

/me whacks krusty upside the head with an upside down cake

 

[krusty]

mmmm... jello (and beer), thanks Q.

*wipes cake off face* , *grabs fury,(struggles) turns him upside down, smooshes leftover cake up his pant's leg*

*throws a few pickled onions in for good measure*

*grabs some rotten (koala) sausages from pra's fridge and chases Q, waving them at her with evil intent*

 

[fury]

*raises his arms high in the sky and brings them down fast*

*laughs maniacally as a volley of limburger cheese torpedoes hits krusty and makes him start to reek nastily*

 

[Q]

OMG!!! ...not the koala snausages...{hides behind renegades jeep...he didn't find the bratwurst I stuffed up the tail pipe too } lobs a really mad maine lobster at krusty.

 

[krusty]

cheeeeeeeese, nah I smell worse naturally.... *rubs cheese in hair*

*grabs dead fish fom goldfish bowl, stuff's it in fury's ear*

*scoops up jello and cake from floor*, *spins wildly flinging mush all over everyone*...

 

[Pradeep]

*takes very undercooked chicken thighs, mixes with raw venison and duck sausages, eats and then drops dacks, spraying every living thing within distance with a filthy miasma of orange-brown diarrhea*

 

[fury]

*grabs one of those U-tubes, aims one side so that it catches the orange-brown substance, and aims the other side at pradeep, spraying the liquid all over him*

*chomps on some teriyaki beef jerky*

*belches in krusty's face*

mUAhAHaHa

 

[Q]

Hey....this is a food fight ...you can't go around crapping on people *throws a bottle of pepto bismol at Pra*

 

[Pradeep]

Oi! Hands off the curry!

*hoses Q down with ample firehose, after unwrapping 3 times from around waist* Thank god for that large amount of chocky nesquik milky I drank

 

[krusty]

Is a lobbed lobster a delicacy?

*pulls lobster claw off pants* I ain't saying which part either.

I need to hide somewhere...*hides behind fury*

*throws lobster in fury's back pocket while he ain't looking*


*runs away laughing hyterically* hehehehahahehehehahh <--

 

[Q]

*applies first aid cream and a jumbo gauze pad to furys butt*
drills 3 hole on a large cabbage and rolls it at Big Dadday
*showers krusty and Pra with rotten crabapples*

 

[fury]

*grabs the lobster and looks at him, scaring the little guy to death*

*lobs the lobster at krusty*

 

[Pradeep]

*Puts wallaby in blender, purees then spreads over Q's quivering body*

 

[Pradeep]

speaking of wallaby, time for brekkie.

Eggs and wallaby sausages on toast, yummmy

 

[fury]

*grabs Pradeep, throws him in the blender, puts it on liquefy, fills his mouth with him, then spits him out in a fine mist at krusty*

*bonks krusty on the head with the blender, knocking him unconscious, and pours the rest of Pradeep all over him*

 

[Q]

Pra, if I tolja once, I tolja a million times ...DON'T HURT THE WALLABYS!!! *catapults some gross pink pickled pigs feet at Pra*

 

[75renegade]

Look out, Winey!

'75 takes glass in hand and prepares to perform the "unthinkable" !An act so deliberately defiant that not even "Winey" will be able to resist revenge!!!
(Holds glass disrespectfully in "Winey's" direction, raises bottle with an "eeeevillll" smirk, then......then....pours the wine on the floor instead of in the glass!)Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha......the FLOOR "Winey"!!!!! lmao!

 

[Pradeep]

*takes pigs feet and porks Q*

 

[Q]

oooohhhhhh alkeyhol abuse!!! baaaad renegade * fills renegades wiper resovoir with strawberry preserves*

 

[fury]

*fills Q's gas tank with sugar*