original food fight thread

[HomeLAN]

*Returns fire with partially melted, gooey peanut butter cups*

 

[Professur]

Here's an idea. Why have they never tried filling a Reese's with ...... jelly?

 

[Nixy]

Here's an idea. Why have they never tried filling a Reese's with ...... jelly?

Because that would be gross??

 

[HomeLAN]

Because it's a PEANUT BUTTER CUP. Do try to keep up.

 

[Professur]

It wouldn't be gross. And what goes together more often? Peanut butter and chocolate, or peanut butter and jelly? When's the last time you heard of a kid asking Mom for a PB&C sandwich? It doesn't fucking happen, that's when.

 

[Nixy]

It wouldn't be gross. And what goes together more often? Peanut butter and chocolate, or peanut butter and jelly? When's the last time you heard of a kid asking Mom for a PB&C sandwich? It doesn't fucking happen, that's when.

OK, I eat PB and chocolate sauce on toast (or I used to when i was younger)...secondly, if you have a reese's cup filled with jelly you'd have chocolate and jelly...you still wouldn't have your PB and J

 

[Professur]

Just a bit of jelly in the centre. In the middle of the peanut butter.


Oh, and





*takes HL's gooey Reeses' and stuffs them into Nixy's bra.*

*rubs two on her face just for good measure*

 

[Nixy]

Just a bit of jelly in the centre. In the middle of the peanut butter.


Oh, and





*takes HL's gooey Reeses' and stuffs them into Nixy's bra.*

*rubs two on her face just for good measure*

*licks as much melted reeses off her face as she can*

 

[Professur]

*licks as much melted reeses off her face as she can*

*yuck* Those were on the floor.

 

[HomeLAN]

*Squirts marshmellow cream at prof, and follows up by slinging 2 month old maraschino cherries at him*

 

[Professur]

Hey, you can't pull that sundae shit on a Monday!!!!!

*fires a Supersoaker full of tequila at HL*

 

[Nixy]

*yuck* Those were on the floor.

meh, whatcha gonna do

 

[Nixy]

Hey, you can't pull that sundae shit on a Monday!!!!!

*fires a Supersoaker full of tequila at HL*

*jumps infront of spray with her mouth open*

 

[Professur]

*jumps infront of spray with her mouth open*

Sorry, I'm spraying into Ga. You're too young to drink there.

 

[Inkara1]

*pours Smucker's Magic Shell over prof's chest, figuring his cold, cold heart will make it harden*

 

[Nixy]

Sorry, I'm spraying into Ga. You're too young to drink there.

Um I'm 22 hun...DO try to keep with the program.

 

[Professur]

Um I'm 22 hun...DO try to keep with the program.

You'll always be sixteen in my be.... eyes.

*smuches birthday cake into Nixy's face*

 

[Nixy]

How abouts you throw a bagel and some cream cheese at me? I could use some breakfast...

 

[unclehobart]

Christ... all this rotting food.

 

[Aunty M]

Ye Gods and little fishes! Is this thing still going?