original food fight thread

[Gato_Solo]

*smears gobs of honey on pizza and flings it a Ku'u* I can't stand a theif.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Flings a mixture of cottage cheese and yogurt at Q...Just to get things started again...

 

[Q]

*ducks* you throw like a girl 4 days later and ya still missed me.

*lobs blueberry cheese cake at Gato*


...jeez, look at this place, what a mess *steps over bodies of non-posting awol members*

 

[Stop Laughing]

HEY! Watch where you walk! Some of us are still alive, ya know... *finds leftover crap in fridge to throw at anyone who shows signs of life*

 

[Q]

*splat* ...blobs roux on bowling boy's® head

 

[Gato_Solo]

*gathering rotten tomatoes and golden-brown lettuce*

Here's a salad for ya, Q. *heaves salad*

Oops. Forgot the spoiled buttermilk dressing... *squirts bad dressing around the room*

 

[Kindly Fugu]

okay, i didnt read anything on this post...but its the biggest thing i've ever seen!!

 

[Stop Laughing]

*throws rotting ham at Q, Gato and Kindly Fugu* welcome to the fight, KF! *runs like hell*

 

[Q]

Jeez Gato...I threw a yummy cheese cake at you... I get liquid vegetables
That's it!!!! loads Acme® cow launcher with smelly corned beef and cabbage *SPROING*...it's a direct hit on Gato, BB(SL )and KF...oooh Gato takes it right in the....damn that hadda hurt

 

[Stop Laughing]

Mmm, corned beef and cabbage... *opens mouth wide*

Hey, I'd rather be known as BB than SB (Stats Boy, I mean, not the other SB...).

 

[Gato_Solo]

Should've flung Strawberry cheesecake, Q. :P

Loads supersoaker with 2 year old egg-nog (with rum), and moldy whipped cream.

Now you're gonna get it. Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa....

*Sprays Q, SL, KF, and Q again*

*Laughs at the 'wet t-shirt' contest*

 

[Q]

mmmm, fermented egg nog...no telling what I might do when I'm drunk
.....stumbles over to the cow launcher...trips...oh nooooooooooo
*SPLAT* yikes, I launched myself good thing I landed on Gato *picks corned beef outta Gatos ear*...what's this??

 

[Kindly Fugu]

*hides in corner.....begins to cry.*

 

[Gato_Solo]

mmmm, fermented egg nog...no telling what I might do when I'm drunk
.....stumbles over to the cow launcher...trips...oh nooooooooooo
*SPLAT* yikes, I launched myself good thing I landed on Gato *picks corned beef outta Gatos ear*...what's this??

Uhhh...that's not my ear...that's my belly-button.

 

[Q]

Well...how come your belly button has all these wrinkles?? *twinks cabbage off Gato at BB/SL*

*splobs a peanut butter and jelly sammich on KF's head* ...stop that crying....get up and fight like a man

 

[Nixy]

*throws marshmallows at KF*

If you stp that crying we can use this whipped creme in creative ways *holds up can of whipped creme*

 

[Professur]

Tosses a dead hamster at Nixy.



Wait a minute, IT'S NOT DEAD!!!!!



Run. run while you still can.

 

[Nixy]

 

[Gato_Solo]

Smacks Nixy on the head with a trout stolen from OTC.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Can I play 'find the peanut under the whipped cream with only my teeth', Nixy?