original food fight thread

[Q]

DANG....another thing kevlar doesn't protect against knives and mashed potatoes

*stomps on a calzone...sending the contents prof-bound* {SPLORK}

 

[Professur]

Here's something else it doesn't protect against.


*squirts spray cheese down Q's knickers*

 

[Q]

*shoots tapioca pudding at prof*

 

[Professur]

I dunno about you, but this is starting to sound like a cheesy porn flick.

 

[Gonzo]

(bad jazz in the background)

*having seen enough, comes to Q's rescue with saurerkraut & scrapple*

 

[Stop Laughing]

I dunno about you, but this is starting to sound like a cheesy porn flick.

Don't say cheese, you'll drag fury back in here!

Next time, I'm just getting cheap chicken from KFC for this.

 

[leslie]

That stuff's not cheap, $40 for the last meal we got there

 

[fury]

Someone say cheese? Lemme at em!

*grabs his cheese-powered Automatic Super Soaker BFG XP 10000+ LS (Laser Sight), aims it at Professur's nose, turns the dial on rotten limburger, and fires*

*fills some water balloons up with some more rotten limburger, and starts hucking them about, knocking out Leslie, Q, Stop Laughing, and Fuser Man*

I think this is the only thread here that has legitimately been going on for 10 months, without the need for someone to keep bumping it up. Congratulations.

 

[Professur]

Hey Numb Nuts. Limburger is already rotten. It can't get any worse.

 

[Stop Laughing]

*Throws Chinese food at fury*

 

[rae]

lol, that was to cool.

 

[systembuilder]

this is a food fight rae: starts hucking with an Automatic Super Soaker( i snached from fury sorry man i need it) limburger balloons at rae!!

 

[rae]

yuck that stinks, here systembuilder have some moldy gravey in the face.

 

[dnar]

I can't beleive this thread is still going!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best I join in!

dnar parks a semi-trailer full of eggs in the XiBase loading dock.

dnar walks quietly from the truck.

dnar pushes the remote detonate button and blows the truck to peices.

 

[Professur]

*giggles like mad as the entire building falls over on top of dnar*


Damnit Fury, I told ya not to build the place outta cheese blocks.

 

[fury]

Well, way back when I destroyed everything by flooding the entire base with cheese, there was an overabundance of cheese, so I used it to rebuild everything.

 

[systembuilder]

eggs not eggs now i got to cook

big fry pan puts eggs and cheese burns them, loads burt egg and cheese into the bfg and fires at leslie and rae missing them and sending the contents to gonzo,q,spirit and postcode ( RUN !! D*M GUN MISS FIRED) runs back to the lab to make a new gun

 

[Professur]

*rumble**rumble*Look out, it's a cheese quake!!!*rumble**rumble*

 

[Stop Laughing]

Woohoo, I was able to dodge systembuilder's misfire! I'll spare you the hairballs then.

BTW, what reeks in here? Didn't anyone touch the pizza I brought here a while ago?

 

[Nixy]

*grabs the pizza Stop Laughing brought (weeks ago) and hurls it at Q using a catapult*

I BUILT IT MYSELF!