original food fight thread

[Q]

Not my doggies. They understand everything I tell them, if they feel like it they even mind

Prepares a cement mixer with Aunt Jemima® pancake batter....oh Gonz?????? You wanna get over here and drive this damn thing?

 

[Shadowfax]

Heh. I just noticed. Where is Dark Angel anyway?

 

[Q]

Krusty told me a whole buncha shit about her and he said she went to jail. I don't believe any of his crapolla anymore. She prolly moved to another country to get away from him.

This is a food fight Shadowbaby, if you come in this thread, you gotta throw food

*fills bug sprayer with boysenberry syrup...hoses shadowfax* see?? like that

 

[Nixy]

Locks submarine bazooka target onto......FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gato_Solo]

*moves to Burger King Dumpster to make another 'Foodmore mine'* Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

 

[fury]

While krusty was still an admin here, he took the liberty of deleting Dark Angel.

*chucks a banana peel at s4*

 

[Q]

*squirts hersheys syrup out of super soaker at s4*
now you're a banana split

 

[Nixy]

Drags a HUGE bags of cheese curds across the floor.

Hey fury! I'll give you this tonne of cheese curds to help replenish your stock if you'll allie with me!

*toses 5 cheese curds at fury so he can see what high quality cheese they are*

 

[fury]

*tastes the cheese curds*

*spits them out*

BAH! They're from that imitation cheese company, trying to get around my total domination of the cheese lovers market by never actually selling people cheese, but selling them yellow colored body fat. Hurry, burn it, before it takes control of you!

 

[Q]

Heavens...tosses fury a bag a cheese doodles and some nacho cheese dip

*tosses some fruit loops at Nix*..what were you thinking??

 

[Nixy]

*sobs uncontrollably*

*lugs in a 10 foot wheel of gouda cheese*

Will you allie with me now? Pretty please?

 

[Nixy]

OW! Those fruit loops hurt! *squirts purple and green ketchup on Q*

 

[Gonzo]

"Sorry I'm late Q, I've been saving the Jews in SE"

*fires up the SUPERGONZO CEMENT MIXER FROM HELL & puts it in reverse, blasting GatoFury, SL & Nix with a gooey faceful of pancake mix with raisins. Reloads with sweet tarts & decides not to waste 'em*

Gato, I'm a truck driver-those things in the dumpster-that's a normal lunch

 

[Stop Laughing]

*tosses everyone a slice of pizza containing sausage, pepperoni, bacon, canadian bacon, ground beef, ham, and extra cheese; chuckles softly*

Buy more toilet paper, you'll need it.

 

[Professur]

*lays steak-and-kidney landmines*

 

[Q]

*clad in nothing but a sparkly silver spandex body stocking and knee high lace up platform sliver rocket boots* (I saw those boots at the flea market...they're really cool)...ok, they didn't have the rockets, but pretend, ok? *sprinkles parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme and molasses on the crowd*

 

[Gonzo]

OK look, this is a food fight, not a spice fairy gathering. Shoves creme puffs into Qs mouth (or elsewhere) just to revive her.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Hey, Gonzo. That's a much better meal than an MRE...Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.

*runs over MRE packet with a 10K forklift, spraying the contents on all viewers*

 

[Professur]

Q, is that the outfit from the video you sent me?

 

[Gonzo]

Gato_: dog shit souffle's are better than MRE's.


*Splashes V8 over everybody*