original food fight thread

[Gato_Solo]

puss-n-boots? The last time I had puss-n-boots, my fiance was only wearing shoes, and we...uhh...nevermind...

 

[Q]

Well, I couldn't throw tidy cat...this is a food fight! *zings some tuna noodle casserole at Gato*

*adds some cherry tomatoes, bell peppers and red onions to the fury, SL, swordfish-shish-kebob*...Gonz, where's that lighter fluid?

 

[Stop Laughing]

Hey, don't forget the mushrooms! That's it, next time McDonald's has their burgers on sale, I'm buying a gross of them for ammo here. Until then, I could use Wendy's fries. Where'd I put my fry gun?

BTW, if you have some Tidy Cat to spare, I'll take it. Free litter is welcome here, as long as it's not previously used.

 

[Stop Laughing]

hehe, I see Q chuckling, she's about to throw something awful at me...

 

[Q]

Yeah.... you're gonna need some Tidy Cat under that fry gun...'specially if you're shootin Wendy's fries. Eiw

May I suggest checking the Walgreens sale ad? ( they do have some great sales!)

*splooges SL with olive oil and Frenches onion soup mix (dry)*

 

[Stop Laughing]

Now since she saw that, she's really gonna let me have it...

I'm watching you, Q!

 

[Gato_Solo]

Hey, Q... Catch THIS...

 

[Stop Laughing]

Nah, everything that's on sale I want to keep for myself.

This time I had my food barrier up, I'll collect it all and hurl it toward fury. Thanks Q, you saved me from buying a gross of gross burgers!

 

[Q]

Too mad to retailiate at this moment in time...but be prepared

*loads up assault buffet wagon*

 

[Stop Laughing]

How can you be too mad to retaliate?

I'll go get the poncho I was planning to wear to the Blue Man Group.

 

[Q]

How can you be too mad to retaliate?

I'll go get the poncho I was planning to wear to the Blue Man Group.

Trust me....I am too mad

Now get rid of that pussified lil poncho and use an umbrella like everybody else

 

[Stop Laughing]

Nah, you broke my umbrella already.

 

[Q]

Nah, you broke my umbrella already.

I did not! bent a couple spokes maybe, but it still works, besides this is a food fight, you have to be creative...fillet your damn swordfish and use him.

*Smacks SL with a pickled herring*

*loads up atomic pez dispenser...zeroes in on Gato and flurf*

 

[kuulani]

Q, you're on a smacking rampage today

 

[Q]

*SIGH* yes I am...

 

[Gato_Solo]

*laying shaped charge explosives in the bottom of a McDonalds dumpster filled with day-old cold fries, moldy burgers, and half-used ketchup packets...and a few brave cockroaches * That's it......you're ALL going to go...
*kicks over dumpster and moves to the side*
No escape...Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*presses detonator and watches the food fly towards everyone else...*

 

[Nixy]

LOL at the thought of a doggie with a cone. Sorry Q but it is a funny sight in my mind. My friend's dog had a cone and he (the dog) used to stick it in the water dish, fill it with water and then drink out of the cone.

I hope your doggie is feeling better.

*sigh of relief* I am glad I'm not a new member to this board, I DEFINATLY wouldn't want raspberry pie a la mode and mountain dew down MY thong!

*flings onion dip off of chips at EVERYONE*

 

[Stop Laughing]

I'll be back, I'm gonna run to the store and get some raspberry pie, ice cream and Mountain Dew.

 

[Q]

Oh, the cone (lampshade) was very sad, indeed. It was way too big. His face couldn't reach the food or the water bowl and I think he would have needed about a 3 foot wide water bowl if he wanted to dip the water into the cone. We don't have one of those. He's fine now. He has a 3" scar on the inside of his ear and he seems kinda hostile towards lamps

*loads artichoke launcher...aims at krusty* shitass

 

[Nixy]

It weird how dogs understand and reconize somethings (like lamps shades = evil) but are completely clueless about what you WANT them to understand!

*loads a bazooka up with submarine andwiches* *looks around for a target*