original food fight thread

[Professur]

Well, I know where I'm not going this summer.

 

[Nixy]

what are you talking about Prof?

btw, it was a physics project and is no longer intact. After our timbit launching competition we disabled it.

 

[Professur]

I was speculating an Ontario tour. But not if you're in an arms race.

 

[Stop Laughing]

I'm armed with a Nerf ball gun loaded up with meatballs. *starts firing at will*

 

[Professur]

Poor Will. Everyone's always firing at him.

 

[Nixy]

I'm armed with a Nerf ball gun loaded up with meatballs. *starts firing at will*

Who is will??

 

[rae]

Loads a big shop vac with grape juice and fires at systembuilder,fury and nixy. Unluckly miss and hits Q

 

[Professur]

That's not unlucky in my book.

 

[Nixy]

Drives up in a huge stone slinger (tis my uncles). Loads up with Lipton Noodles and Sauce and starts slinging! *hits Q in the forehead* *coats fury from the waist up*

 

[Professur]

Damn good shooting there, davey.

 

[Nixy]

*loads balloons filled with alfredo sauce into a bazooka* *aims at Prof* *hits prof between the eyes* *splashes go on fury, Q and systembuilder aswell*

 

[systembuilder]

yum alfredo sauce.. systembuilder grabs a meatball using using a catapult he got nixy and fires at Q misses and hits Professur!!

d*m hay nixy tell me how to work this thing

 

[Stop Laughing]

I'm waiting for the right moment to unload my secret weapon...

 

[Nixy]

Systermbuilder: Ya gotta put loads of bricks int he base or it slides all over the place when you launch it!

 

[Professur]

ARGH. My eyes. My beautiful eyes.

 

[Nixy]

*tosses Prof two slices of cucumber* Put those on your eyes, they're soothing.

Loads the rest of the cucumber slices into one of those foam disk shooters and sends them flying!

 

[systembuilder]

thanks Nixy: after much training from Nixy tries the catapult again
puts 1 ton of bricks in the base loads the catapult with cheese grape juice with a twist of cucumber fires at dnar,Gonzo and rae coats dnar,Gonzo and rae with the contents woot woot i did it thanks Nixy

 

[Nixy]

np systembuilder

 

[rae]

loads mashed taters and gravey in shop vac and fire at systembuilder and nixy direct hit

 

[Stop Laughing]

Nixy! Get back here with my Nerf disc shooter!