original food fight thread

[Nixy]

*pokes stop laughing in the stomach with a peperoni stick* *scurries away and hides the nerf dick shooter down her shirt*

 

[HomeLAN]

*winces at the thought of a dick shooter, even a nerf version*

 

[Nixy]

*looks down her shirt* OOPS! my bad! it's actually a disk shooter!

 

[Professur]

*looks down Nixy's shirt* Um, then why does it have "Dick shooter" printed on the barrel?

 

[Gonzo]

*just looks down Nixys shirt*

 

[fury]

Damn you, Gonz, that was my line! *pulls out a pea shooter and whacks Gonz over the head with it, then shoots peas at him as he runs away*

*looks down Nixy's shirt*

 

[Gonzo]

is pea shooter synonomous with pecker?

*rams truckfull of potato salad into this train wreck we call foodfight*

 

[Nixy]

fury: Everyone else seems to have already looked down my shirt so you may aswell join too....even if Gonzo said it first...

 

[fury]

*looks down Nixy's shirt*

 

[Stop Laughing]

*looks down Nixy's shirt*

Is that the disk shooter?

*reaches down Nixy's shirt*

 

[Nixy]

AH! I think you'd better hide SL. I don't think brainsoft would mind the looking but touching he will not like! If he gets wind of this he's gonna try to hit you with his chair! I beg of you: HIDE! NOW!

Oh, and give me back my disk shooter! *snatches the disk shooter and shoves SL into the closet to hide*

 

[Q]

HEY!!! *snorts* This is a food fight....not a damn peep show....and we will not be having any furniture throwing either

*loads up Acme Trojan Rhino (complete with turbo-food shooting accessory) with chick peas, walnuts and tripe.....blasts all the swines who looked in Nixys shirt*

 

[HomeLAN]

*oink!* *snort*

 

[Q]

Whatsa matter....got some tripe up yer snout??

*squirts some yoo hoo at Homies face* That oughta help.....or else you might wanna borrow raes shop vac ( but I think it might be broken, since it's shooting instead of sucking)

 

[Nixy]

Thanx Q!

*looks around for something to throw* *throws oatmeal chocolate chip cookies frisbee style* *the cookies hit fury, and Neo in the head*

OOPS! It was an accident! Please don't fire me! [thinks]that was no accident *snicker*[/thinks]

 

[Professur]

*looks down Q's shirt*

Hey, she's got a super soaker in here. Two 'a dem, in fact.

 

[Q]

Prof....them super soakers have never been fuctional....strictly ornamental

*bonks prof with a tube of pilsbury crescent rolls whilst his head is convienently in bonk range*

 

[Gonzo]

*looks down Qs pants & wonders if that is ornamental too? then lets loose with the cookies in a tube stuff*

 

[Q]

Of course that is not just ornamental.

*grabs a nearby Gurnsey....squirts cowjiuce on Gonz*

 

[Nixy]

*Grabs a week old bowl of Chef Boyardee Raviolli and dumps it down Gonzo's pants*