original food fight thread

Hah. Hide under them all you want, but 150 million cubic light years of cheese is going to flood the base well beyond being able to take refuge even at the highest point.
 
*laughs maniacally as the first wave of cheese hail smacks brainsoft directly in the back of the head, knocking him out cold*
 
Originally posted by Gonzo
While you're down there........ :worm:
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I don't know exactly what you want me to do down there...but I'm guessing it'll be pertty hard with all this cheese deflecting scuba gear on. :p
 
It doesn't protect you from the pressure of the cheese, which undoubtably will be extremely powerful once the cheese flood is at its strongest.

*chuckles evilly, noticing the second and third waves hitting Q and wine4all, sending them to the world of unconsciousness as well*
 
Whoa...here it comes!!! the first wave of cheese!! eiw
*waves at Mr. Rogers as he floats by* :wave: Hi Mr. Rogers!
{scratches head...wonder what he's doing here?}
 
Lucky thing for winey, I got this cheese-proof 10 man life raft at my local Big K last week...yanks winey in the raft :whip:
 
Nothing can protect you from my massive cheese force. NOTHING!

Not even mushrooms could save you. You could try, but they won't have any effect. MUAHAHAHAHA!

*checks the cheese level*

12 inches in 8 minutes... not bad!
 
*Quickly pulls gonz and unc in the raft and activates microwave force field*

...so who brought the crackers??? ....and beer? :beerchug:
 
*laughs as the fourth wave of cheese strikes over the entire base, adding another 82 inches to the flood level and crumbling that puny microwave force field*

Don't you get it? You don't stand a chance!

By the way, cheese hardens when microwaved.
 
*happily floats on top of cheesewave, flinging cheese frisbees out of hardened cheese*
ooh, I think Mr.Rogers just went under...poor Mr. Rogers
 
*Unleashes big herd of Langoliers to start eating this damn cheese mess*
 
*laughs hysterically*

You think playing your little game of throw the frisbee will save you? You think that your little langoliers will save you?

I strongly suggest you attempt to die happy, because this is your final hour

*screams with pleasure as the fifth wave comes down with a roar, hardens and capsizes the puny raft, cutting holes in the air chambers and tearing the langoliers inside out*

HAHAHAHA! You've just been dominated by the cheese force!
 
Wanna bet?

*Sixth wave hits, which by now is moving so fast that it bends the space/time continuum and appears in the same part of space that the langoliers are taking, causing a conflict of matter and exploding the remains of the langoliers*
 
Langoliers eat time....cheese, whatever gets in their way...except jewelry. :p
 
Who needs a flood of jewelry when a flood of cheese is cheaper to do, and faster? :rolleyes:

*whips out his cheese laser gun and points it at Q's head, firing, eliminating her brain so she can no longer try to think of excuses not to surrender to the cheese*
 
Q is wearing Off® Cheese and garden...that silly laser has no effect.
 
Umm, not to spoil the fun of everyone drowning in cheese, but care to paraphrase that wav file for those of us (ahem, me) that don't have sound cards?
 
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