original food fight thread

[Dark Angel]

Food fight.....


BRING ON THE FOOD FIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!


Bring it on people...post up your delicacy and who you would like to throw it at....

 

[unclehobart]

umm... ok.

(grabs a 4 tier wedding cake and slings it at Q's head)

 

[Q]

Originally posted by unclehobart
umm... ok.

(grabs a 4 tier wedding cake and slings it at Q's head)

ACK!! does this mean the weddings off?? (kirk will be relieved) what about whorking (v2.0)??? can we still cop a recreational whork once in a while??

*wipes frosting from face...zeroes in on target*
*Flings MANChow® and crappè canapès at unc*

 

[wine4all]

Hmmm...

Szechuan Hot Pepper Oil at my X-wife's genitalia,
(I'm not bitter or anything )

Protein Slurpy at Q's face,

Death by Chocolate at Dark Angel on any part of her body which pleased her most

Ice Cream in Dark Princess's navel

Honey in Spirits cleavage

 

[Gonzo]

BE nice to the X W4A, she Jrs mom-make it a jalapeno oil bath instead

 

[Q]

Originally posted by wine4all
Hmmm... Protein Slurpy at Q's face,

What kinda protein???

 

[unclehobart]

(rips off own shirt, slaps down a large piece of rare prime rib with a side of Bocce pizza along the ripping muscles of the tummy and offers Q .... a taste)

 

[Q]

*CHOMP* *CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*
*CHOMP**CHOMP**CHOMP*

 

[Q]

*rubs full belly* got any dessert?

 

[unclehobart]

That all depends on how strong your marital vows are.

 

[Q]

what do I get??? a lolipop??

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by Q
what do I get??? a lolipop??

NO, a sucker

 

[unclehobart]

an all day sucker...

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Gonzo
NO, a sucker

yeah..prolly a dum dum

 

[Gonzo]

It's not a delicacy, but---

*casts heaps of dirt in the direction of Q* she seems obsessed

 

[Q]

*adds water forms the perfect mudpie...takes careful aim and flings mudpie at..............................................flavio!! (who cleverly ducks at the precise right moment) allowing the mudpie to smoosh all over flurf!!!*

sorry flurf...here you can have my dum dum

 

[fury]

I don't think you want to get me started in a food fight.

Do you realize just how much cheese I have at my disposal?

150,000,000 cubic light-years worth

I don't think you want to get me started.

 

[Q]

*hands flurf a wetnap*
*swipes flurfs handy dandy cheez-whiz out of its holster*
*splooges gonz and runs away*

 

[fury]

*throws the muddy wetnap back at Q, talks into a cell phone muttering something to the extent of "Commence operation cheese flood. All of it."*

*sits back with an evil grin on his face, the rushing sound of impending doom building up to a deafening roar as the massive cheese stock hurtles toward XiBase*

 

[Q]

Ooooohhhh I haaaate cheese!
*hides under gonz and unc*