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ok, maybe honking at him's not such a good idea...how bout this...go up to him and say: were you on such and such a street on Wednesday about 5:00? when he says yeah, say...did you see that lunatic in the (insert make and color of your car here)...then just say yeah, me too....act like it...

When you see him in the hall at work, sneak up behind him really fast, make a real loud honking sound...then look around, like you're wondering who did that. :D

I can't get that damn video thing to work. It keeps saying buffering, please wait, then it says stopped. :mad:

I have all the windows open and a nice little fan on me. I'm wearing shorts and a tank top and I'm delightfully comfortable. :D

Not from Cohen he won't. He'll never see a dime outta that guy. He's better off going after Network Solutions.

The lady was too stupid to receive that kinda settlement...and the con man was still at it even after he got nailed. :retard:

PURPLE!!!!

no shit....disclaimer or not....this is entirely too much man-love :sick: *turns hose on fury and shadow*

Who would even bother taking a mac?:retard: Then they installed AOL on it. :lol: that's a punishment in itself.:scared:

s4 you may not step down from a mod position...the contract you signed when you were appointed, clearly stated that you must remain a moderator for the rest of your natural life, plus an additional 2 years....now get back in your forum and moderate. :smash:

I know how the dog biscuit got it there....but I'm not tellin'. :p :D

Welcome Julila!! :wave: Mental Health expert, huh??? We need one of those.....ok, we need a whole buncha those. :D Stick around, we'll drive ya crazy.:spin:

I love Harrison. The guy is just great.

*shines flashlight in ear in the mirror* ......yup, just as I suspected, nothin' in there :D no WAIT!!! I see something!! 2 quarter inch wood screws and a half a dog biscuit. ...pretty entertaining, huh, Posty? :D

*Q twirls on head* lookie NEO...two people actually admitted they followed me. :D

I made alex come here...tralalalala :D:D:D I come here cuz I just love all the people here. :love:

Ooooh, that's gonna hurt for 2 days. I hate it when that happens.:smash:

*GASP*....is that what happened to Fuser???? you little drunken retards better give him up....right this minute!:cuss:

...and why were you humping everybody? even the boys. eiw

She's a beauty Huge!!! :) *smacks Huge for that last comment* Miss Right is out there, but she's prolly not gonna come kick down your door, now go find her. :smash: