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There was a man that couln't get a hard-on. No matter what he tried nothing worked. One day he was reading the newspaper at the kitchen table and noticed an add, about a doctor that could help you get a hard-on. Well, the man thought this was worth looking into. So he went to this doctor...

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's "willy" is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he...

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.The guy asks what the surgery is.The doctor tells him they take the muscles from...

Don't think I've shared this one yet! :wave: There’s an old couple, both in their 80’s, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they met. They’re sitting in a pub and he says to her, “Do you remember the 1st time we had sex together, over 50 years ago? We went behind the bar...

:wave: missed those lips of yours on the monitor. *made sure I said that right*and glad your back. BD :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

Hell of a reply Gonzo you get the torch! :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm: :worm:

ROTFLMAO and I had to pass it along! BD

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David They decided that this was a unique find and the...

1.YOU CAN ENJOY BEER ALL MONTH LONG 2.BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3.YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4.YOUR BEERWILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY BASEBALL. 5.WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT,YOU TOSS IT OUT. 6.BEER IS NEVER LATE. 7.A BEER DOSEN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB...

Hey kenny how about autographing my ball?:wave:

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his...

Jethro?:scared:

Don't have access to one at work otherwise I would be more than a posting fool with no life at the forums:D,:wave:

Not going to go into all the red worm bitb again but did hear on the news and in the paper that at 8pm tonight another wave of attacks are going to happen so anyone who hasn't updated their virus protection or is running NT or 2000 get to it quickly. BD

Found this also;) Discovered on: July 16, 2001 Last Updated on: July 24, 2001 at 10:51:28 AM PDT Due to the increased number of virus submissions, on July 20, 2001, the Symantec AntiVirus Research Center (SARC) upgraded CodeRed Worm from a level 2 to a level 3 virus threat. The CodeRed...

Code Red Worm Virus First off this is only for windows NT and windows 2000 users so don't fret. Web Information about it is here National Infrastructure Protection Center www.nipc.gov. Windows 95,98 and ME are not affected by this as said in The Cleveland Plain Dealer...

This was the first day I bought a web camera and it's now back in the box till I get the computer room completed but this is what was taken, http://bigdadday.homestead.com/files/snap3.jpg

I feel sorry for the kid just cuz who his/her parents are period. BD:wave:

I see a few from Ohio and hello but am curious as to when you do this hiking and am wondering when you go do you at least carry something for protection from animals. All including the human kind?Just wondering as I read alot and see alot and it's something if I did I would definetly consider...

Just reread this post and this will cheer you up.;) BD