When a woman says, "This place is a mess! Come on, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do the laundry right now!"
What a man hears is, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, COME ON, blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah...