What flurff says is true; he has hired me to protect the name, Flurffmeister™, at all costs, and that is exactly what I will do.
You will soon be receiving a letter in a large yellow envelope, fury. Please acknowledge it and comply with the demands stated in the letter.
Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility for any damages or inconveniences caused by reading this message, and I do not convey any other intention, idea, or thought other than what is contained in this message. The name Flurffmeister™ is a trademark of flurff and is pending copyright. Unauthorized use of this name is prohibited and will be subject to any and all legal recourse that becomes available upon any unauthorized use.