Punishment

[fury]

Little Johnny lived on a farm. He was misbehaving and acting up, so his
mother told him to go outside and play. As she watched him through the
front window, she saw him kick a chicken in the barnyard. Then he went
and kicked a pig. And next she saw him kick a cow.

When he returned to the farmhouse his mother angrily told Johnny that for
doing what he did, he wasn't going to get any eggs, bacon, or milk for a
whole week and to just wait until his father got home! When Johnny's
father returned and found out what Johnny had done, he angrily kicked
the cat. Johnny looked at his father and said, "Is she going to tell you
or do you want me to?"

 

[brainsoft]

I'm not quite sure I get it entirely. Does he have sex with the cat? I'm confused....

 

[Nixy]

ah, sex with the cat is just about the only thing that would make sense there...

 

[unclehobart]

The way I read it: Since dad kicked a cat, he would have to go a week without pussy.

 

[fury]

Uncle hobart's got it

 

[s4]

Not funny.

 

[fury]

You see, he kicked a chicken, so his mom tells him he can't have any eggs for a week.

Then he kicked a pig. No bacon.

Then he kicks a cow. No milk.

Dad kicks the cat....

 

[patweb]

Yeah, like now we get it .......six months later?

 

[fury]

Yep

 

[Kruz]

Don't you hate it when you have to explain a joke.... it's never funny after that