NO!NO!NO!---this is not how it goes at all;herre learn from the master manipulator:
Welcome to Xibase Browndevil, post lots & enjoy our weirded out crew. Not with the pleasantries out of the way, here is the most important rule-as the newest member, you, by guidelines of the Xibase community & the FDA, are required to supply everyone with pizza & beer, (or vodka & chinese)-until someone ELSE is the newest member. Enjoy your stay & remember, YOU WERE WARNED(by your mother, no less)