I'm allergic to corn, Gonz. What the fuck else outside of wine would you suggest I can have? Beggars can't be choosers. At least Coors is made with rice. My selections are rather limited.
The lovely and colorful entrance, complete with jerk-o rent a cop in the shack. He was hassling everyone. He was all bent out of shape that I was taking pics.
The clubhouse... It was swanky. The front doors there are like 9 feet tall and solid. The builder was a bud of Susie. He said that the raw cost of them were 1700$