Make love not war!

[unclehobart]

LOL @ Noite. I can just hear the war cries as we descend into Argentina... 'No blood for beef!'

 

[freako104]

awwww freako...you could play along if you want...we are just playing...

i cant even do that it just doesnt feel right although be hugged by such a beautiful girl always feels just right

 

[Noite Escura]

 

[unclehobart]

The Brits have more cause to stomp into Argentina than we do. ... but you know how we are; if they feel like going in, you know we will follow them in.

 

[Professur]

All aboard that train.

 

[unclehobart]

God knows the US needs another 8,000,000 metric tons of winter wheat to keep buying off the North Koreans.

...please don't hurt me, mr North Korean, sir!

 

[Professur]

What you really need to do is give it to the south koreans, and let them bribe the people to overthrow the north.

 

[unclehobart]

Theres probably a plan in the works to bombard the North with soooo much wheat that they will be crippled by the triple punch of tooth decay, diabetes, and a runaway rat infestation.

 

[Professur]

How can a culture that looks at rat as a food source have a runaway rat infestation?

 

[unclehobart]

Are you disputing .... the plan?


... North Koreans are dog eaters ... its the Belgians who have a thing for rats.

 

[Professur]

Dog? Eaters?


You'd better be making a comment on their sexual leanings.

 

[unclehobart]

Wait... check that. Its the North Vietnamese who have a thing for dog entree', not the N. Koreans. The North Koreans have a taste for ANYTHING.

 

[Professur]

Phew. Thought for a minute I was gonna have to go blow up that new restaurant up the street.

 

[Noite Escura]

* it's still in the bed while you discuss these meaningless things

 

[unclehobart]

Attacking Argentina is never a meaningless thing.

 

[Nixy]

*is rolling around in bed in her pajamas*

 

[Noite Escura]

Attacking Argentina is never a meaningless thing.

It's convenient . But I just remembered this is the "Make love not war" thread.
* rolls around in bed with Nixy

 

[unclehobart]

But to men, sometimes war can have a sexual connotation. No one is oofering to take on Robs wild weasel ride... so I have to find something else to distract me.

 

[Nixy]

* could have sworn she saw one person in line for "Rob's Wild Weasel Ride"*

 

[unclehobart]

What a shame. I was hoping for 3-4.