All I want for X-mas is....

[Fuser Man]

this DVD player. It's only $620CND. Now the way I figure it is, there's about 100 'active' member here. If everyone pitched in $6.20CND(only $4.03US) I COULD get this for X-mas.

Have I told you all how much I love you.

 

[trinity1]

I'll help chip in for the remote! Only because it's you!

 

[unclehobart]

What about the DVDs themselves? Its like a cocaine addiction. You'll swear to yourself that you will only get the very best of movies... but there you are after 3 months... buying copies of Ishtar and Heavan Can Wait, just to be able to say that you have the directors cut. ... so very sad.

 

[Inkara1]

Not a well-designed remote. Good luck using that thing successfully in the dark, like when you have the lights off and your movie on.

 

[Outlaw69]

why not get a PS2? atleast you can game with it too

 

[flavio]

That's what I did. I love my PS2.

That's pretty slick tho'

 

[Q]

hmmm, $4.03 is kinda steep for somebody that calls ya stupid, don't ya think?

Originally posted by Fuser Man
Q

 

[Fuser Man]

Unc, I already have a DVD player with about 30 DVD's. I got it in Febuary and still no Ishtar in site.

Outlaw, I could get a PS2, but LOOK at the player I want. It's soooooo sweet!

Q, I'm sorry, I still love you.

 

[Q]

I require wayyyyyyyyyy more groveling than that before I go forking out $4.03.

 

[unclehobart]

If you already have a DVD player, why in the @#$% are you hitting us up to buy you another one? How many of the darn things do you need? This isn't Islamic shopping, wherein a truly righteous man may have up to 4 DVD players.

 

[Fuser Man]

But did you see how sweet that one looks! It doesn't matter that I already have one, I could use this one in the bedroom.



Q is the Queen of all things good!

 

[Q]

Oh my! He's kicked into suck up overdrive ...perhaps I might consider coughing up $2.01 now.

 

[Fuser Man]

Is my nose brown yet?

 

[Q]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnot yet.

oooh oooh I know I know...that DVD player is really my prize for the auto trivia contest..isn't it?? you just wanna make sure I'll like it....right?

 

[Fuser Man]

Ya, but you and everyone else still have to buy it for me. I need to test it out for a few years to make sure what I give is good quality. As you know Q stands for quality!

 

[Q]

LOL....yeah, I definately don't want a shitty quality used DVD player a few years down the road.

Which reminds me...at Ford Quality is job one. Can I have a Ford instead?

 

[Fuser Man]

Originally posted by Q

Which reminds me...at Ford Quality is job one. Can I have a Ford instead?

Let me think about, no. Me have no$$$$, that's why you have to but me the DVD player.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Fuser Man
Let me think about, no. Me have no$$$$, that's why you have to but me the DVD player.

How bout that Mustang??....it's a Ford.

...and you want me to but you a DVD player? that's what it says...but. *snickers*

 

[Fuser Man]

I'm not giving my baby away!

and like I said before, I don't have a DVD player in my bedroom.

 

[Q]

Jeez, I didn't ask for Jake....Mrs. Fuser would kick my ass. I can tell. She just looks all meek and innocent in the pics. One sideways look at her kid...your talking creamed chipped Q on toast.

...now what about that car?