Make love not war!

Geez, man.. at least offer a massage first. Most women don't respond well if you whip out your cock before so much as a handshake. :D
 
No kidding. Sheesh. I've tried being the nice one all along for years... and this is how they repay my kindness and loyalty... by jumping into bed with the first Latin lover that happens by.
 
Whip, SQ, not flop.

What is it with women these days. I mean, what is it about the sound of a guy's penis hitting his kneecap that makes a woman suddenly remember her sister's birthday party? I just don't get it. And what's with the omigod, omigod, omigod as they're leaving?

Am I missing something here?
 
* just happens to know Xibase girls well :mischief:
Ok girls, put your feet close. I'll start licking them, then proceed up by the legs...
 
awwww freako...you could play along if you want...we are just playing...:hug:
 
unclehobart said:
No kidding. Sheesh. I've tried being the nice one all along for years... and this is how they repay my kindness and loyalty... by jumping into bed with the first Latin lover that happens by.
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Don't worry, unc. Brazil had an active nuclear weapons program in the 1970's. Maybe Secretary Rumsfield will add them to the list. :D
 
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