Make love not war!

Noite Escura · Mar 28, 2003

* strips and lays on the bed nekkid *
Yes girls, this is an invitation :whip:

Neo · Mar 28, 2003

be careful their noite, it could end up an invasion

unclehobart · Mar 28, 2003

Geez, man.. at least offer a massage first. Most women don't respond well if you whip out your cock before so much as a handshake.

Nixy · Mar 28, 2003

*jumps on the bed*

*points at her feet* Rub please

leslie · Mar 28, 2003

*is in a slutty kinda mood today, hops in bed with Nixy and Noite*

Squiggy · Mar 28, 2003

Oh sure... :cry:

....just walk right by...

unclehobart · Mar 28, 2003

No kidding. Sheesh. I've tried being the nice one all along for years... and this is how they repay my kindness and loyalty... by jumping into bed with the first Latin lover that happens by.

PuterTutor · Mar 28, 2003

Apparently just whipping it out does work occasionally, Unc.

Squiggy · Mar 28, 2003

Never worked for me....

HomeLAN · Mar 28, 2003

Unless you call a night in a cell working.

PuterTutor · Mar 28, 2003

Depends on what you want to work, I guess. :shrug:

Professur · Mar 29, 2003

Whip, SQ, not flop.

What is it with women these days. I mean, what is it about the sound of a guy's penis hitting his kneecap that makes a woman suddenly remember her sister's birthday party? I just don't get it. And what's with the omigod, omigod, omigod as they're leaving?

Am I missing something here?

chcr · Mar 29, 2003

Noite Escura · Mar 30, 2003

* just happens to know Xibase girls well :mischief:

Ok girls, put your feet close. I'll start licking them, then proceed up by the legs...

Nixy · Mar 31, 2003

greenfreak · Mar 31, 2003

*washes feet*
*grabs the magic shell and ice cubes*
*jumps into bed with noite, leslie and nixy*

freako104 · Mar 31, 2003

dammit i can only do this if im in love with teh girl

that is such a bummer.

Nixy · Apr 1, 2003

awwww freako...you could play along if you want...we are just playing... :hug:

Gato_Solo · Apr 2, 2003

unclehobart said:
No kidding. Sheesh. I've tried being the nice one all along for years... and this is how they repay my kindness and loyalty... by jumping into bed with the first Latin lover that happens by.

Don't worry, unc. Brazil had an active nuclear weapons program in the 1970's. Maybe Secretary Rumsfield will add them to the list.

Noite Escura · Apr 2, 2003

Don't forget: our capital is Buenos Aires

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