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Since I'm in a good mood, I'll give out free Flurffmeister™ Lovin' to any of you ladies out there for a short time. So, who's first? :cool:

Come on, I wanna see some Ebay style bidding here. None of that bullshit going once, going twice, sold at some ridiculously low price that anybody could've beat. The highest bidder by December 13th will receive the Flurffmeister™ in their mailbox as soon as payment is received. :cool...

Name: Flurffmeister Occupation: The Ladies Man Sex: Absolutely! Age: As long as you're at or past the age of consent :smash: Location: Anywhere you want, baby :ladiesman Movies: Sure, we can do it there. Music: It has to be makeout music, if any. :D Now come on over here to papa and...

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Just thought I'd say that. And this: Who here wanks?

Name: fear Age: Old enough to wank Height: Arm length, from shoulder to... uh... head Weight: Now wait just a damn minute! In the School of Wankers, got a lot of time on my hands as well as a throbbing 6"... well, nevermind Favorite movies: Lust in space, American Pie, There's Something...

Why do people eat twinkies?

http://rinkworks.com/said/news.shtml Scroll down to the News Articles part... notice where they're from. With the exception of one, they are all out of articles written in New Sheepland. What's that tell us about the media talent of the New Sheeplanders?

As I lay in the corner of the room, cradling my battered and bruised Duron, wiping the Quicksilver away from its face, I wipe a tear away from my own. Thoughts are racing through my mind, mostly asking a question that will never be answered. Why? Why did it have to be this way? Why couldn't it...