fear my wankability

[flurff]

Name: fear
Age: Old enough to wank
Height: Arm length, from shoulder to... uh... head
Weight: Now wait just a damn minute!
In the School of Wankers, got a lot of time on my hands as well as a throbbing 6"... well, nevermind

Favorite movies: Lust in space, American Pie, There's Something About Mary

Favorite music: None

Favorite hobbies: Wanking

that's about it

 

[flavio]

There's some sort of theme going on here.

 

[fury]

Gee... I think, from his bio, we can determine that he, indeed, wanks.

I might be mistaken though, he might mean something else, but there's not a lot of things that could be described by the word wank.

 

[br0ck]

I bet by now, his palms are hairy, and he's nearly blind!

 

[a13antichrist]

Hmmmmm....


(actually just wanted to post my new sig.. )

 

[Nixy]

fear, I hate to tell you but...well...6" ain't all that buddy. I've seen bigger.

 

[flurff]

Do I care? No.

My wanker's just the right size for me, and that's all that matters.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wank again.

 

[fury]

You tell 'er, fear!