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Age:33 Location: Downingtown, Pennsylvania, United-States Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Hazel Height: 5 feet 1 inches / 154.9 cm Body Type: Slim / Slender Languages: English Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Spiritual, but not religious Education: PhD...

After spending many hours at my drawing board throughout the winter of 1991, it became apparent that given the correct equipment and an average understanding of mathematics, humans would be perfectly capable of producing large and complex crop-circle formations. Towards the end of the 1992...

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"...

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again...

A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."...

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She studied for a blood test and failed. She thought Hamburger Helper came with another person. She thinks Taco Bell is...

for spirit, Age:23 Location: Round Hill, Virginia, United-States Hair: Dark Blonde Eyes: Gray Height: 5 feet 11 inches / 180.3 cm Body Type: Average Languages: English Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Spiritual, but not religious...

I am a 32 year old Female and I am seeking A Date with a Male. I live in Walkersville, Maryland, United States and I will be willing to relocate. I consider appearance to be Not Important and intelligence to be of Medium Importance. My hair is Brown, my eyes are Brown. I am 5'4'' (163 Cm.)...

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender tells the bear that he doesn't serve animals. The bear threatens to eat the lady at the end of the bar if he doesn't get served. The bartender still refuses. So the bear gets up and devours the lady sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender then informs...

name: Gerald Lensberger age: 15 city: Eastpointe, MI 48021 school: Kellwood likes: gyrls, gyrls, ho's fave band: dislikes: puke, cops goal: to recruit women to my bedroom fave color: black shoe size: 9 1/2 wealthy: no want to be wealthy: YEAS

About her Age:31 Location: Ridley Park, Pennsylvania, United-States Hair: Auburn / Red Eyes: Blue Height: 5 feet 9 inches / 175.2 cm Body Type: Athletic Languages: English, Russian Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Agnostic Education...

About her Age:34 Location: Collingswood, New Jersey, United-States Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Blue Height: 5 feet 4 inches / 162.5 cm Body Type: A few extra pounds Languages: English Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Christian / Catholic...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy". The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker...

It was just a normal day in cabinet-making class. We were learning the Fox-tenon joint, an immovable joint once it is put together, when I noticed her across the room. It was her Pine I first noticed, fully treated, smooth-grained, perfectly square. My set-square and bradawl jumped to...

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