Swim with the Dolphins!

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Congratulations!
You've been selected to ENTER to WIN!
You have been given the opportunity to win an exclusive first class Florida vacation.


Swim with the dolphins? Excellent. You must be the guy Little Stevie told me about. I thank you for your discrete method of contacting me. I hope that my drawing attention to this discretion in no way indicates something secretive and code-like that any government agency that might or might not be intercepting this e-mail would call into question.

I wish to nominate a former colleague for entry into this contest. He made off with a hefty amount of wire hangers which my company manufactures. These were some of the best wire hangers out there, made out of the purest wire from Colombia. His name is Dirk " The Jerk" Johnson. He lives at 638 2nd Ave. Apt. 3M in Manhattan. You can pick him up in your prize van there.

Please enter him to win ASAP, and see that he wins the grand prize. Once he has been given the grand prize, please send photos to this address for confirmation that he is indeed the big winner. Before the grand prize ceremony, I trust that you will make his stay in Florida comfortable. Give him the works.

If you ever need anything in New York, I'll take care of it.

Thank you,

Vincent Garibaldi,
Manager of Imports and Exports,
Giustefrant Hangers

P.S. I Don't know if you're part of the organization that arranged for all of those hit sharks around Florida this summer, but that was brilliant work and my associates in both the import-export and wire hanger manufacturing industries were very impressed.

All you have to do is click here and fill out the entry form.

You will enjoy an 8 day / 7 night Florida vacation in Orlando, Daytona Beach, and Key West.

4 days / 3 nights of first class hotel accommodations in Orlando, home of Disney World
3 days / 2 nights of oceanfront accommodations in Daytona Beach
3 days / 2 nights on the white sandy beach of Key West.
Rental car with UNLIMITED mileage
Casino Cruise

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