the better OS for a computer illiterate jackass who wouldn't tell an ass in the ground from an ass in their hole
This line makes me wonder...
If you think about it, Microsoft touting XP as the biggest upgrade to the interface since the transition from 3.x to 95 is a bit of an overexaggeration.
3.x was a pile of windows thrown on top of each other that you had to sort through to get to your programs, often needing a dozen clicks to get to any given program while you're in the middle of another one. 95 reduced the access points to a collection of easy-to-navigate and self-explanatory menus that required no more than 2 clicks at ANY time, no matter how many others you were running.
For instance, in order to open Write/Wordpad
3.1: Minimize all programs manually, then doubleclick the Program Manager. Doubleclick Accessories. Doubleclick the Write icon. At least a half a dozen clicks here,then however many clicks that you have programs opened.
95: Click Start. Point to Programs. Point to Accessories. Click wordpad. Much less clicking involved.
XP: Click Start. Find out whether you should point to "All Programs" or look for it in the jumble of icons thrown at you. Once you don't find it in the jumble of icons, go to All Programs. Look for it in Accessories, finding out that it's not there, then call up your local computer guru and ask him why you can't find Wordpad. Run through the process you just went through, and then finally find out what happened, that Windows hid it under an arrow because it hasn't been used in so long.
It seems to me that 95's interface is a load simpler than XP's, due to its straightforwardness.
You might argue that the personalized menus can be disabled, and the start menu can be reverted to the classic style with the list of folders without the jumble of other icons, and I can't disagree. I do both of them often as one of the first things I do when installing XP. But the average user wouldn't know that they need to do that, nor would they know how.
Out of the box, XP is a confusing collection of icons thrown at you with very little organization much like 3.1 was.