XiBase's 3 stooges

[Stop Laughing]

I am a mess, but not the same kind.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Can you also clean out the other rooms in my house? Please? I gave you two notebooks!

 

[fury]

Immf stffck ffndr yffr mffrffuffcking ffpffile ff pfflayboyfff mfffgffzffnffs!

 

[Stop Laughing]

You haven't gotten to my old Penthouses yet then, have you?

 

[fury]

*sound of a chainsaw motor churning through a lot of paper*

*pushes through the stack of magazines*

*gasp* I.. *gasp*.. couldn't... *gasp*... breathe...*gasp*...too...much...*gasp*... porno...*gasp*...had..to...wank...furiously...*gasp*...to stay sane! *wheeze*

 

[Stop Laughing]

OMG! You mean you did that while cutting through my brother's wrestling magazines? EEEEWWWWWWWWW! *shudders*

 

[fury]

I couldn't help it, Trish Stratus's boobies were so enormously huge!

 

[Stop Laughing]

Yeah, but 90% + of those were of men in tights, eww.

 

[fury]

Yeah, but I read it for the articles.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Seven minutes now , what happened, did you throw up yourself?

 

[fury]

I was taking a shit for your information

 

[Stop Laughing]

Yeah, but I read it for the articles.

Just like you did with my Playboys?

 

[fury]

Yes.

 

[Stop Laughing]

BTW, you'd better be able to replace all of those, I've got a list of them in the 3 notebooks I didn't give you. And no, I don't mean the wrestling mags, talk to my brother about those, he's got his own notebooks.

 

[fury]

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't blame me

 

[Stop Laughing]

Well then, you've got a lot of posts to delete then...

 

[fury]

That was my alter ego.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Then kill him for me. Start by picking up the razor I dropped and don't miss your wrists like I did...

 

[flurff]

Whatchoo talking about, I've been right here satisfying my ladies!

 

[fury]

Razors cut my beard off, I hate them!