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Another Big Brother presents: your very own Another Big-Brother season!
Day 1 - Krusty says immediately that he thinks Q is a nasty looking girl. He thinks she looks like a lesbian. looking back, it seems that Dark Angel is the only lesbian in the house.Huge admits later that he has some doubt on his sexual preferences.
Day 2 - everybody is tangled up in a hot and heavy discussion on the assignment of duties for the next period. Sam increases the tension by making the statement women belong in the kitchen. Spirit hits him on the head with a egg beater.
Day 3 - the residents receive their first assignment from big brother - they have to make a copy of the Sears Tower with the sole ingredient Anchovies. after long and persistent persuasion by Sam, they are betting 50% of the weekly budget.
Day 4 - the training for the Sears Tower-task is going great until Huge (who already is known as the most lazy and incompetent bastard of them all) decides to eat half of the Anchovies. Spirit totally freaking out!
Day 5 - today the residents must have finished their Sears Tower-task. when it is almost finished Huge farts extremely and blows away the entire Sears Tower. Big Brother calls on the intercom that the weekly assignment has failed, and in responds Q starts crying her eyes out.
Day 6 - Sam is being attacked by one of the Big-Brother-chickens. the rest of the day goes by quietly.
Day 7 - Big Brother is worried that the show is becoming somewhat boring for the demanding public and orders the residents to have an open discussion on sex. Q admits that she likes to be spanked with an egg beater. Krusty tells everyone that he doesn't use condoms because they hurt his Johnson. Sam can definitely agree with that. Dark Angel cries out that none of the other residents has ever had a real orgasm, because there all dumb heterosexual wimps. Huge is sitting in a corner secretly eye-balling at Sam with a growing boner in his pants.
Day 8 - today is the day of the first nomination. Krusty tells everyone in person how he feels they have a pure connection, and that he really feels a bonding with each and everyone of them. In the end Spirit and Q are the ones who are nominated. strange enough no one has voted on Krusty.
Day 9 - Big Brother announces the names of the nominees in the house. Spirit and Q both start crying and giving everyone hugs and kisses. Dark Angel sings a song to them - Muskrat Love - that is meant to make them feel better.
Day 10 - the viewers have voted that Q has to leave the house. she is trying to leave the house with her head hold up high, but half-way she already has a breakdown and she starts crying and saying she shouldn't have said on national television that she likes to be spanked.
Day 11 - now that Q has left the residents are beginning to work on there bonding again. Very successfully as well. Because of the screw-up by Huge last week with the weekly assignment the budget has degreased to a minimum. Dark Angel has to go without the cucumber she had ordered. Spirit is very overwhelmed by all that has happened and she is being comforted by Sam, who is repeatingly trying to touch her inside thigh.
Day 12 - the Big Brother-psychologist keeps on repeating the recordings in where Sam is touching Spirit's inside thigh. He says that he is not doing it to increase the ratings, but that he is showing it because it is a fascinating psychological incident, that others can learn from. The new weekly assignment is being handed to the residents. The residents have to overcome the final stage of the tour de France on a hometrainer. They are betting 40% of the weekly budget.
Day 13 - the weekly assignment is going well on schedule, in spite of the fact that Huge refuses to cycle, because his Johnson hurts.
Day 14 - with great excitement the residents hear that they have completed the weekly assignment successfully. Even Huge Cycles a few minutes and claims he has brought the group the victory. Spirit calls Huge a lazy Johnson.
Day 15 - nomination day. Krusty tells everybody he suspects Spirit is a prostitute. After that he invites everyone over for a weekend in his house, after the program. Spirit and Sam are the final nominees for that week, no one votes for Krusty.
Day 16 - Big brother announces the names of the nominees through the intercom. Spirit can not believe she is being nominated for the second time. Sam is just as surprised by his nomination and searches comfort with Spirit. Huge is also very confused and upset and confesses to Dark Angel that he feels he is falling in love with Sam. Dark Angel does not show any interest in the other residents because she feels they are all way to heterosexual.
Day 17 - The viewers have voted Sam away. Spirit is deeply moved and gives Sam a little bit of her inside thigh hair to show him how much she cares. Huge is clearly moved by the gesture, but decides to keep all his hair. Sam is leaving.
Day 18 - the Big Brother psychologist is repeating the scene in where Spirit cuts of a piece of her inside thigh hair. apparently this again is an important psychologic incident. The viewers seem to agree, the ratings are spectacular.
Day 19 - Big Brother is ordering the new weekly assignment. This week the residents have to belch up the entire national song of Afghanistan within 60 seconds. They are betting 50% of the budget.
Day 20 - Nobody has a clue on how the national song of Afghanistan goes, only Huge thinks that it looked a bit like Abbas' Dancing Queen. The residents picked out Krusty to do the assignment.
Day 21 - Not only does Krusty belch the national song of Afghanistan, but also God Save The Queen, Muskrat Love and the theme of 60 Minutes. The residents call him out as a hero. But according to a national gossip magazine, 98% of the nation rather sees him pushing up daisies.
Day 22 - The nominations are coming up again. Krusty tells everyone he owns a castle in the south of France and he invites everyone to come over the next summer. Huge and Dark Angel are being nominated.
Day 23 - Huge and Dark Angel take there nomination rather well, they do start the discussion with Krusty and Spirit on why they voted on them. Krusty does not say much, but Spirit tells Huge she thinks he is a selfish, lazy, incompetent Johnson and she starts crying.
Day 24 - The viewers vote Dark Angel away. And nobody gives a shit. Dark Angel leaves in silence.
Day 25 - Krusty is the first one to break and he jerks of in the bathroom. That tape is doing overtime, Because the Big Brother psychologist is convinced that this tape gives a better inside on the person Krusty.In other words; Krusty is a sneaky masturbator.
Day 26 - Big Brother dumps 100 ton of stools, produced by Elephant in one half of the garden. The weekly assignment: transfer the dump from one side of the garden to the other, and use only a egg beater!. Krusty is not so sure, but Huge is confident. He tells he did these kind of things before in his childhood. They are betting 50% of the budget.
Day 27 - Totally unannounced Huge is having a major breakdown, and he tells the residents he is leaving the house. The moving of the stools is a too big reminder of a painful and embarrassing incident in his childhood with an Elephant. Spirit tries to persuade him to stay. Krusty is sitting in a corner stroking his hand. Huge Decides to leave.
Day 28 - With only two more residents left, the Elephant-dump-assignment has become impossible. Big Brother decides to leave the stools where they are. Extremely irritated on the failed assignment, The residents start drinking there brains out. The last bottles of wine, that Spirit has made from a couple of old and dusty carrots from the garden, are being finished until the last drop.
Day 29 - The final nominations are coming up. Krusty asks Spirit to marry him. She says yes, with tears in her eyes. To no ones surprise Krusty votes on Spirit. Blinded by love Spirit votes on herself.
Day 30 - When the nominations are being called on the intercom by Big Brother, Spirit says Krusty is the righteous winner. Because they are getting married anyway, they decide to get into bed and spend the last day and night in there. (the Big-Brother psychologist is being transported to a mental hospital after two hours of watching the recordings) Spirit is still recovering on the sofa, when Krusty leaves the house to cash his 100.000 dollar check. After that, Krusty takes the first plane to Afghanistan and no one has heard from him since.
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Day 1 - Krusty says immediately that he thinks Q is a nasty looking girl. He thinks she looks like a lesbian. looking back, it seems that Dark Angel is the only lesbian in the house.Huge admits later that he has some doubt on his sexual preferences.
Day 2 - everybody is tangled up in a hot and heavy discussion on the assignment of duties for the next period. Sam increases the tension by making the statement women belong in the kitchen. Spirit hits him on the head with a egg beater.
Day 3 - the residents receive their first assignment from big brother - they have to make a copy of the Sears Tower with the sole ingredient Anchovies. after long and persistent persuasion by Sam, they are betting 50% of the weekly budget.
Day 4 - the training for the Sears Tower-task is going great until Huge (who already is known as the most lazy and incompetent bastard of them all) decides to eat half of the Anchovies. Spirit totally freaking out!
Day 5 - today the residents must have finished their Sears Tower-task. when it is almost finished Huge farts extremely and blows away the entire Sears Tower. Big Brother calls on the intercom that the weekly assignment has failed, and in responds Q starts crying her eyes out.
Day 6 - Sam is being attacked by one of the Big-Brother-chickens. the rest of the day goes by quietly.
Day 7 - Big Brother is worried that the show is becoming somewhat boring for the demanding public and orders the residents to have an open discussion on sex. Q admits that she likes to be spanked with an egg beater. Krusty tells everyone that he doesn't use condoms because they hurt his Johnson. Sam can definitely agree with that. Dark Angel cries out that none of the other residents has ever had a real orgasm, because there all dumb heterosexual wimps. Huge is sitting in a corner secretly eye-balling at Sam with a growing boner in his pants.
Day 8 - today is the day of the first nomination. Krusty tells everyone in person how he feels they have a pure connection, and that he really feels a bonding with each and everyone of them. In the end Spirit and Q are the ones who are nominated. strange enough no one has voted on Krusty.
Day 9 - Big Brother announces the names of the nominees in the house. Spirit and Q both start crying and giving everyone hugs and kisses. Dark Angel sings a song to them - Muskrat Love - that is meant to make them feel better.
Day 10 - the viewers have voted that Q has to leave the house. she is trying to leave the house with her head hold up high, but half-way she already has a breakdown and she starts crying and saying she shouldn't have said on national television that she likes to be spanked.
Day 11 - now that Q has left the residents are beginning to work on there bonding again. Very successfully as well. Because of the screw-up by Huge last week with the weekly assignment the budget has degreased to a minimum. Dark Angel has to go without the cucumber she had ordered. Spirit is very overwhelmed by all that has happened and she is being comforted by Sam, who is repeatingly trying to touch her inside thigh.
Day 12 - the Big Brother-psychologist keeps on repeating the recordings in where Sam is touching Spirit's inside thigh. He says that he is not doing it to increase the ratings, but that he is showing it because it is a fascinating psychological incident, that others can learn from. The new weekly assignment is being handed to the residents. The residents have to overcome the final stage of the tour de France on a hometrainer. They are betting 40% of the weekly budget.
Day 13 - the weekly assignment is going well on schedule, in spite of the fact that Huge refuses to cycle, because his Johnson hurts.
Day 14 - with great excitement the residents hear that they have completed the weekly assignment successfully. Even Huge Cycles a few minutes and claims he has brought the group the victory. Spirit calls Huge a lazy Johnson.
Day 15 - nomination day. Krusty tells everybody he suspects Spirit is a prostitute. After that he invites everyone over for a weekend in his house, after the program. Spirit and Sam are the final nominees for that week, no one votes for Krusty.
Day 16 - Big brother announces the names of the nominees through the intercom. Spirit can not believe she is being nominated for the second time. Sam is just as surprised by his nomination and searches comfort with Spirit. Huge is also very confused and upset and confesses to Dark Angel that he feels he is falling in love with Sam. Dark Angel does not show any interest in the other residents because she feels they are all way to heterosexual.
Day 17 - The viewers have voted Sam away. Spirit is deeply moved and gives Sam a little bit of her inside thigh hair to show him how much she cares. Huge is clearly moved by the gesture, but decides to keep all his hair. Sam is leaving.
Day 18 - the Big Brother psychologist is repeating the scene in where Spirit cuts of a piece of her inside thigh hair. apparently this again is an important psychologic incident. The viewers seem to agree, the ratings are spectacular.
Day 19 - Big Brother is ordering the new weekly assignment. This week the residents have to belch up the entire national song of Afghanistan within 60 seconds. They are betting 50% of the budget.
Day 20 - Nobody has a clue on how the national song of Afghanistan goes, only Huge thinks that it looked a bit like Abbas' Dancing Queen. The residents picked out Krusty to do the assignment.
Day 21 - Not only does Krusty belch the national song of Afghanistan, but also God Save The Queen, Muskrat Love and the theme of 60 Minutes. The residents call him out as a hero. But according to a national gossip magazine, 98% of the nation rather sees him pushing up daisies.
Day 22 - The nominations are coming up again. Krusty tells everyone he owns a castle in the south of France and he invites everyone to come over the next summer. Huge and Dark Angel are being nominated.
Day 23 - Huge and Dark Angel take there nomination rather well, they do start the discussion with Krusty and Spirit on why they voted on them. Krusty does not say much, but Spirit tells Huge she thinks he is a selfish, lazy, incompetent Johnson and she starts crying.
Day 24 - The viewers vote Dark Angel away. And nobody gives a shit. Dark Angel leaves in silence.
Day 25 - Krusty is the first one to break and he jerks of in the bathroom. That tape is doing overtime, Because the Big Brother psychologist is convinced that this tape gives a better inside on the person Krusty.In other words; Krusty is a sneaky masturbator.
Day 26 - Big Brother dumps 100 ton of stools, produced by Elephant in one half of the garden. The weekly assignment: transfer the dump from one side of the garden to the other, and use only a egg beater!. Krusty is not so sure, but Huge is confident. He tells he did these kind of things before in his childhood. They are betting 50% of the budget.
Day 27 - Totally unannounced Huge is having a major breakdown, and he tells the residents he is leaving the house. The moving of the stools is a too big reminder of a painful and embarrassing incident in his childhood with an Elephant. Spirit tries to persuade him to stay. Krusty is sitting in a corner stroking his hand. Huge Decides to leave.
Day 28 - With only two more residents left, the Elephant-dump-assignment has become impossible. Big Brother decides to leave the stools where they are. Extremely irritated on the failed assignment, The residents start drinking there brains out. The last bottles of wine, that Spirit has made from a couple of old and dusty carrots from the garden, are being finished until the last drop.
Day 29 - The final nominations are coming up. Krusty asks Spirit to marry him. She says yes, with tears in her eyes. To no ones surprise Krusty votes on Spirit. Blinded by love Spirit votes on herself.
Day 30 - When the nominations are being called on the intercom by Big Brother, Spirit says Krusty is the righteous winner. Because they are getting married anyway, they decide to get into bed and spend the last day and night in there. (the Big-Brother psychologist is being transported to a mental hospital after two hours of watching the recordings) Spirit is still recovering on the sofa, when Krusty leaves the house to cash his 100.000 dollar check. After that, Krusty takes the first plane to Afghanistan and no one has heard from him since.
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