Whacked idiot of the day

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050707/ap_on_fe_st/fire_stunt

 

[Inkara1]

I'd make a pun about how he's her hunka hunka burning love, but he already had two bad puns of his own, the punk.

"Honey, you make me hot," he told his sweetheart, Malissa Kusiek. "I hope I'm getting the point across that I'm on fire for you."

 

[Professur]

Why would anyone marry someone who's already proven themselves an idiot?

 

[Inkara1]

Life insurance policy?

 

[Nixy]

Life insurance policy?

Incase of accidental death your benefit triples

 

[Professur]

I highly doubt that someone who's set themselves on fire is gonna be able to get any insurance at all. Insurance companies tend to frown on that sort of activity.

 

[Nixy]

I highly doubt that someone who's set themselves on fire is gonna be able to get any insurance at all. Insurance companies tend to frown on that sort of activity.

Yeah......