In all seriousness, anyone who's ever owned a bird knows that birds love running water. My old budgie used to love sitting in my hands as I held them under the cold tap. Just a trickle, mind you. Then she'd run up my arm to my shoulder and shake like a dog. Then she'd run back down under the water again. She'd do that for ages. Then she'd tuck up under my chin and burrow into my beard and fall asleep. For some reason I never got a whole lot done when she was out of her cage. Go figure.