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The Friendly Skies........
.......just got friendlier.
HOOTERS just announced that they will launching
HOOTERS AIR, starting March 6.
You can start
booking your flights now.
Join Nikki, a mile high in the sky.
<i>going up!</i>

They'll probably be diverting
every flight for unruly passengers

Holla if you hear me!
Staff member
That might ease my fear of flying!

Administrator
Staff member
I'd hate to be on the security check staff for that airline... Who knows what those perverts would try to get through there?
K-Y, vibrators, whips, fake $20's to slip in the stewardessesses' G-strings, ping pong paddles...
Wonder if they offer lapdances for frequent flyer miles

Hey, Nix. If that career in engineering doesn't work out ...
