So which one of you ladies gets to go first?

[flurff]

Since I'm in a good mood, I'll give out free Flurffmeister™ Lovin' to any of you ladies out there for a short time. So, who's first?

 

[greenfreak]

oooh! oooh!! ME!! PICK ME!!

 

[leslie]

WOOHOO! I'm here! ME TOO!

 

[kuulani]

damn, I'm 3# in line
*waiting impatiently*

 

[systembuilder]

woot woot the Flurffmeister™ on a roll -- go Flurffmeister™ go go oh yeah man look out the Flurffmeister™ is in house !!! maybe yours

oooh! oooh!! ME!! PICK ME!!

hmm a shrek fan perhaps

 

[greenfreak]

It's been hours. I don't know how much longer I can wait!

*leaves to find Rusty*

 

[fury]

Well, he is a very busy man.

 

[flurff]

Patience, ladies. If it's ok with all of you, I'm up for an orgy. Preferrably more women than men.

 

[systembuilder]

It's been hours. I don't know how much longer I can wait!

*leaves to find Rusty*

oh no Flurffmeister™ you better get in here

 

[Spirit]

Hey Flurf, baby... *wink* I gotta tattoo I wanna show you, but I have to be first.

'mere, sweet thing.. yeah.. riiiight here.... mmmmm... is that "Truth" you're wearing? Mmmighty nice.....

m'kay... let's get on with it....

ladies, let's get this party started....

 

[DarkPrincess]

LOL Spirit, you are too much...

Why can't I be first???

 

[Nixy]

I want to be first! PICK ME! *jumps up and down with no bra on*

 

[flurff]

Alright, alright. Calm down, ladies. Let's be cool about this.

Now, you know all of you can't be first at the same time, so why don't you settle this between yourselves by playing rock paper scissors? in your undies, of course

 

[leslie]

*strips down to thong* ROCK!

 

[Nixy]

*strips down to G-string*

(I don't REALLY own a G-string, I just needed to out do Leslie)

 

[leslie]

I'll out do Nixy, I own several!

 

[flurff]

If you don't own a G-string, then you stripped down to nothing, right?

 

[Nixy]

*thinks* RIGHT! I could put on a thong if you find that sexier but currently I am wearing NOTHING!

 

[flurff]

Well, wearing nothing beats wearing a g-string... anyone got anything better?

 

[Gonzo]

put yer damned pants back on flurff, that is so, ahem, unappealing