Born in an airplane...no shit here...in Scotland. My mom was visiting family and her water broke on touchdown. Doctor told her not to go...damn Scottish stubborness. Anyway, I was raised in Portland, Oregon. Graduated from Beaverton High, went into the Army and visited some foreign lands, met some exotic people and killed em'. Got out, finished my History degree (waste of time...but het, got drunk at a lot of parties.

) and then settled down. I'm married, one year in February, and have five kids. The kids are from her previous marriage. The youngest boy, William, is 6, Cathy is 8, Peter is 10, Jamie is 12, and Becky is 14. So far, no interest in boy's has developed in her...so far. Missy is older than me, which means she turns 40 before me. HAHAHAHA
She also states she gets to retire first. Which means she also hits 62 before me. HAHAHA
I'm a computer nut. I don't think of myself as a geek as geeks son't swear like me or toss there computer parts across the room in frustration...or hit things when they don't work.

I live, breath, sleep and dream computers. Only thing I know how to do. Love it though. Hate customers, but love computers. Bosses are another pet pev of mine...especialy since I got this new job. ugh.
We have three cats. Felix, Oscar, and Sammy. All black and white...all dumb as a rock. hehe
I don't wear my wife's patyhose while on ICQ...only in the bedroom.
Guess I better make some stuff up before Q gets a chance. I invented the Internet. I invented the light bulb and I invented Windows. Oh and I invented sex. I was banned from the gay bar because I was too frisky.
When we retire we want to start a farm in Montana and invit all of our brothers and sisters to live with us....a family thing. Montana just seems to be the right place to start it all.
