original food fight thread

[s4]

grabs a tossed salad and tosses it some more in Q's direction

 

[Q]

I ain't scareda tossed salad

*sling shots oatmeal cookies at s4*

 

[75renegade]

Q ..................You'll never get over "the food fight" will ya? (yer jus' too fargin good!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Q]

yup

*flings belgian waffles at flavios car...frisbee style*...these won't dent like those real frisbees and they stick pretty good if ya put syrup on em first.

 

[s4]

s4 grabs the ketchup and mustard again, slinging it in Q's direction

 

[Gonzo]

*tosses day old donut at S4*

 

[s4]

Ouch, that hurt!

 

[Gonzo]

Having been preoccupied with other, dare I say it, more important matters recently, I've been neglectful of the ever powerful superheroine, the Mighty Q. NOt that she needs much help, but some, I'm sure, would be appreciated.


*Flying back in the SUPERCHOPPER(not the bike, the other kind of chopper) at Mach 4.3, I send multiple sonic booms out, which causes the attack on the Mighty Q fortress to cease temporarily. I shoot pistachio pudding down from the SUPERCHOPPERs .40mm guns at Rae, 75 & Professur. Landing, I come out fully armed with curried lentils, which I spread around the perimeter for all intruders to slip & fall on(DO NOT CALL WBT, this is war)*

 

[Q]

eiw...curried lentils that oughta keep 'em away....but just in case *launches tripe and pickled pigs feet at krusty and winey* (they'll be too busy doing that 3 stooges stuff to notice till it's too late)

 

[Professur]

*loads 12 guage with frozen peas* Hey Gonnnnn - zooooooo. *aims for the knees*

 

[Gonzo]

NOT FAIR!!! I hate peas

 

[Professur]

*opens fire*

 

[Stop Laughing]

*eats fire, then faces away from Q*

I have gas too, so I'd advise that you run...

 

[Gonzo]

*Uses grapes to plug SL*

 

[s4]

I just got one question. I how am I ever gonna get all these stains out?

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by s4
I just got one question. I how am I ever gonna get all these stains out?

Who cares? *Smacks S4 with a flauta*

 

[Q]

*hoses s4 down with Spray-n-Wash®*

oh looky! here's an eggplant in 75 renegades tail pipe...how does he keep getting all these things up there?

 

[rae]

rae takes aim at sl and lets him have it with slimmy jello right in the face

 

[Stop Laughing]

*explodes just like the fat guy in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life from being plugged up*

It's your own fault!

mmm, jello

 

[Gonzo]

*Using the leftover carcass from the 21lb bird of the day as cover, I pelt S4 with canned cranberry sauce, toss spoonfuls of mashed potatoes at Fury & NEO, send the salad(bowl & all) over Fusers bald head, launch leftover stuffing at Huge & Maxout, fire frozen & no longer frozen vegetables at Rae, SK & Spirit, splooge gravy over Flavio, Trinity, Krusty & 75Renegade. I'd pour old stale muscatel over Winey's head, but he left town & I keep the pumpkin pie to myself*