Not too brite

Inkara1

New Member
Anyone who reads the Wall Street Journal's Opinion Journal - Best of the Web Today is familiar with their "Not Too Brite" series.

"Brite" is a journalists' term for an amusing, offbeat story. An example is this story about the wedding that changed a bride from Boring to Bland. Reuters files such stories under the heading of "Oddly Enough."

So here's an example of Reuters' idea of a brite:

Reuters said:
A South African man who shot his pregnant fiance dead before killing himself will be posthumously married to her at the weekend.

Police Captain Mohale Ramatseba said David Masenta shot 25-year-old Mgwanini Molomo after a quarrel before turning the gun on himself. But Johannesburg's Sowetan newspaper said family and friends wanted to remember them as a happy couple destined for a happy life together.

The groom's corpse would be dressed in a cream suit and his bride's in a gown for the ceremony, at which a priest in the rural village of Ceres in Limpopo will bless the union before the two are buried, the Sowetan said.

"In African culture, there is no death -- there is merely the separation of body and soul," said cultural expert Mathole Motshekga. "It is also important because the families are married together."

"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."

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Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
Ugh....okaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

*makes mental note-destined for a happy life may not mean what it used too*
 

Professur

Mushroom at large
Well, now we have corpses getting married. I told you that gay marriage was the start of a slippery slope.
 

Neo

Administrator
Staff member
well now, so if your divorced from a woman and rmarried do you have to be with both in death? if so im gonna be in big trouble.........:)
 

Inkara1

New Member
Well, Brandi's got a new guy she's supposedly getting married to next year... hopefully I'll find a good girl and get married later in my life... it would be one big happy orgy I guess.
 

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
At least without kids you two can go about your lives in relative peace. When kids are involved you are always & forever in each others life.
 

Professur

Mushroom at large
Inkara1 said:
Well, Brandi's got a new guy she's supposedly getting married to next year... hopefully I'll find a good girl and get married later in my life... it would be one big happy orgy I guess.

Sounds like she found another sucker. Maybe you can form a support group.
 

Nixy

Administrator
Staff member
Professur said:
Well, now we have corpses getting married. I told you that gay marriage was the start of a slippery slope.

*chokes on her own saliva*

:spit:
 

Inkara1

New Member
JEDDAH (Reuters) - Three men were trampled to death in a rush to claim vouchers at the first IKEA furniture showroom in Saudi Arabia Wednesday, hospital officials said.

Sixteen shoppers were injured at the Sweden-based furniture store opening in Jeddah. Medics revived some 20 customers who had fainted in the crush. IKEA said two were killed.

Oddly Enough!
 

Inkara1

New Member
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Defying a life prison term in isolation, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin's assassin has secretly married by proxy, his bride said Friday.

Larisa Trimbobler said she hoped her in-absentia wedding to Yigal Amir last month would help overturn a court ban on conjugal visits for the ultranationalist who shot Rabin at a 1995 rally in a bid to block peace deals with the Palestinians.

Jewish law requires that two men witness a bride receiving her ring and marriage contract from the groom. According to Israeli media, Amir empowered his father to carry out the ritual in his stead and may have joined in by telephone.

"He (Amir) simply empowered as emissary a relative who had permission to visit him," Trimbobler told Channel Ten television, adding that two rabbis endorsed the proxy nuptials.

"There is no sin here, no crime. We await word from the courts on consummation," said Trimbobler, her hair covered in accordance with religious tradition for married Jewish women.

Israeli authorities, who have kept Amir under 24-hour watch in his cell, citing concern he could pass political messages to supporters outside, challenged the validity of the marriage.

"The convict has not received two male visitors at the same time in recent weeks, such that the authenticity of this supposed wedding in terms of Jewish law is seriously in doubt," Prisons Service spokesman Ofer Leffler said.

WEDDING RING

He said body searches would have prevented Amir from bringing a ring to pass to his visitors. "We are checking the possibility that Amir's father came to a meeting wearing the ring on his finger, as if it were his own," Leffler said.

An immigrant from the former Soviet Union and a divorced mother of four, Trimbobler corresponded with Amir and got rare rights to visit him in an isolation block where the former law student is serving a life term with no chance of parole.

Amir created a national stir when he first filed for permission to marry in January. Many Israelis across the political spectrum said Amir should not be "rewarded" for his unprecedented crime. Human rights experts sided with him, calling marriage a basic right.

In May, a Tel Aviv court said that in principle Amir could still wed but ruled out conjugal visits, noting that he had voiced no remorse for the assassination and accusing him of trying to incite supporters to adopt his extreme views.

Lawyers for the would-be couple said they would appeal to the Supreme Court. Leffler said Trimbobler's wedding claims may have endangered this final legal bid.

"As far as we are concerned, this couple can consummate via emissary as well," Leffler said.

Oddly Enough!
 

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
Should the IDF accidently shoot him would she be an unconsecrated widow?
 
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