Jason X

[Djcake]

check out the trailer... Jason X

 

[Huge]

He's baaaaack.

 

[fury]

Is that that guy with the hockey mask on that walked around tearing people up with a chainsaw?

 

[Stop Laughing]

He stole my hockey mask! Give it back, asshole!

*unwittingly chases after a serial killer armed with nothing but dirty underwear*

Hey, I actually have a pretty good chance against him now!

 

[fury]

LOL

Better take some limburger cheese. It's ok, I'm giving you permission. It's rather effective, and combined with dirty underwear, it's a deadly combination.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Wait, lemme finish my broccoli and beans first...



Oh crap, I couldn't hold it...

 

[fury]

If you're gonna use gas to your advantage, try some P'Zones from Pizza Hut as well.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Nah, I'm not hungry yet, breakfast starts in a few hours and I gotta be asleep for it.

 

[fury]

Sleep is for pussies.

 

[Stop Laughing]

*tries hard not to make a dirty joke out of that*

You mean sleep is for dreaming of pussies!

*didn't try hard enough to totally stop, instead made a bad joke*

 

[fury]

I thought dreaming of pussies was what we did during the day... I usually dream about having a massive fleet of crunchers at night...

 

[Stop Laughing]

Day works just as fine as night.