Noite Escura
The unpredictable
AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
C'mon people no reason to be so serious...
C'mon people no reason to be so serious...
It's ok if I scream here?
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Noite Escura
The unpredictable
That's it Les , let the beast run wild... 
Huge you can do better than that
Huge you can do better than that
Crabbleboys
Morris Dancer
Enough emotion! We Brits feel uncomfortable with such depraved behaviour. Control yourselves people and if you struggle to win the battle create a diversion to take your mind off it.
My favourite is trying to crossbreed frogs with household appliances. I think the toaster is playing hard to get but I'm sure it will let itself go soon.
A word of caution though, never crossbreed the kettle. It's a bugger trying to get it to stay in one place long enough to insert the lead. I've been drinking cold tea for a number of months.
My favourite is trying to crossbreed frogs with household appliances. I think the toaster is playing hard to get but I'm sure it will let itself go soon.
A word of caution though, never crossbreed the kettle. It's a bugger trying to get it to stay in one place long enough to insert the lead. I've been drinking cold tea for a number of months.
Noite Escura
The unpredictable
Huh? 
Crabbleboys
Morris Dancer
Fred Drift my friend. Never fails to confuse.
Why have seperate threads when all should combine in mayhem Noite Escura
Why have seperate threads when all should combine in mayhem Noite Escura
steweygrrrr
New Member
AGH!
There. A reserved british agh. sorry english.
There. A reserved british agh. sorry english.
Crabbleboys
Morris Dancer
Ahh! Please don't put the G in, it's very colonial!:P
We English are renowned for our lack of passion. We prefer to just send in the SAS and they kill anything that moves.
Some people think we use the "Grrr" sound. We don't!. But the top lip can quiver a little bit when infuriated.
:PWe English are renowned for our lack of passion. We prefer to just send in the SAS and they kill anything that moves.
Some people think we use the "Grrr" sound. We don't!. But the top lip can quiver a little bit when infuriated.
freako104
im a freak im so proud of that
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
much better.
much better.
steweygrrrr
New Member
Crabbleboys said:Ahh! Please don't put the G in, it's very colonial!
We English are renowned for our lack of passion. We prefer to just send in the SAS and they kill anything that moves.
Some people think we use the "Grrr" sound. We don't!. But the top lip can quiver a little bit when infuriated.
Feck that we'll just send in Major Dimbutnice that we have commanding the forces in Basra and confuse them to death. And I use Grrr quite frequently thankyamuchly
Crabbleboys
Morris Dancer
Ahhh! That's better. Thank you kindly young fellow.
Now what on earth is a Major Dimbutnice?
PS Try using the odd "shadupayaf****ngfacemingebag" it's does relieve some tension every now and again.
Now what on earth is a Major Dimbutnice?
PS Try using the odd "shadupayaf****ngfacemingebag" it's does relieve some tension every now and again.
steweygrrrr
New Member
The commander of our Forces in Basra. Ever heard any of his briefings? He sounds just like Tim Nicebutdim of Harry Enfield and Chums!
I like "you two faced f*cked up camel shagging pornographic spunkbubble who fell outta the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down climbed back up fell out again got shot with the boring gun run over by the pointless car and hit with the twat stick"
I like "you two faced f*cked up camel shagging pornographic spunkbubble who fell outta the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down climbed back up fell out again got shot with the boring gun run over by the pointless car and hit with the twat stick"
Crabbleboys
Morris Dancer
He's got a good future in Politics then!
I avoid the "War" stuff. Boody pointless really and the Eyerakis ain't gonna be happy till they get another tin pot government in to shaft them anyways. It's a cultural thing
Talking of Rakis it's a potent drink, anyone had some. The real rough Turkish stuff that is.
I avoid the "War" stuff. Boody pointless really and the Eyerakis ain't gonna be happy till they get another tin pot government in to shaft them anyways. It's a cultural thing
Talking of Rakis it's a potent drink, anyone had some. The real rough Turkish stuff that is.