How would ya like yer epitaph to read?

[75renegade]

Perhaps most of us, young to middle-agers have'nt actually got that detail of our future worked out yet, but jus' outta curiosity, (a.) How would ya like for yer epitaph to read on yer gravestone, and/or
(b.) What might others choose to see chisseled into it?

 

[Gonzo]

Too bad, he's dead.

 

[wine4all]

Gonzo!

Yours should read, "Here lies an athiest... All dressed up and no place to go

 

[Gonzo]

who's dressed up? I'll be scattered over the AZ desert. Won't you feel silly getting all dressed up only to find there is no place to go.

 

[Q]

OMG!!! A rare winey sighting!!!

*collapses near death...life flashing before eyes*

I think I have a vision of my epitaph, but all those dam snapdragons are in the way.

 

[Noite Escura]

"Sorry, out of business"

 

[s4]

I don't want to be remembered for anything, so i don't want one.

 

[alex]

Here lies Phillip Head
aka alex, now he's dead.

 

[fury]

Here lies a dead man. But wait, dead men can't speak, so how could they lie?

(I want that smilie put on the epitaph too)

 

[wine4all]

who's dressed up? I'll be scattered over the AZ desert. Won't you feel silly getting all dressed up only to find there is no place to go.

Gonz,

I don't think the EPA would approve of your ashes being scattered over the AZ landscape... or is that the DEA?

And, if there is no place to go I won't feel silly at all... cause I won't feel... period.

 

[wine4all]

OMG!!! A rare winey sighting!!!

*collapses near death...life flashing before eyes*

*rushing to the side of the fainted fair maiden, winey pulls out his First Aid cheat sheet. #1. Gaze longinly at breasts to see if she is breathing. #2. Place hand near victims crotch to check for pulse (at the femeral artery of course). #3. Check for obstructions in throat (tongue or other long instrument will do) #4. Give three quick breaths and watch breasts again to see if they move. #5. Straddle victim remove any restrictive clothing from upper body. #6. Starting with one hand on each breast move inward to center of chest and three fingers below breastbone to begin heart massage or pelvic thrusts whichever seems appropriate at the time. #7. Repeat #3 - #6 until victim is dead or you are satisfied.*

 

[Gato_Solo]

"I TOLD you I was sick...

 

[systembuilder]

I was here and now i am gone. I hope to leave the world a bit better then i found it

 

[Spirit]

I wouldn't want a gravestone. I would like my ashes to be used to help plant a tree. I would want it to be somewhere where my kids-grandkids-great grandkids can go see.

At the service, however, I would think they would say I was too bossy, too stubborn but very loving and giving.

 

[rae]

there lies a bab with a heart if gold of she loved you

 

[systembuilder]

there lies a bab with a heart of gold of she loved you

bab??whats up with that

 

[rae]

bad ass b i think you can figure out the rest

 

[BigDadday]

Already have plans to be creamated and our ashes put onto a special place we both love and enjoy and from that as the area is both land and water who knows what our ashes may bring forth.

 

[habaneroman]

"Here lies a dead guy, who teased the cat with laser pointer, one too many times"