4 replies is better than nothing.
You wanna be like a moderator around here?
Sit around drinking [insert favorite beverage here] all day, making sarcastic comments to each post that comes up and start the occasional thread.
Or, in Gonz's case, spend most of your time in one forum posting thread after thread, hoping one of them once in a while gets more than 0 replies. Come on, let's go give Gonzo some company in Thriller Promotions & Pavilion!