food fight

[freako104]

aww nix we still love you and your too much of a sweetheart to have a cold heart

 

[Professur]

*continues jiggling

Wait a minute. If Nixy doesn't have a cold heart, then who's boobs are these?

 

[Inkara1]

Squiggy's?

 

[Squiggy]

Can't be...not if they're jiggling......Mine are implants and they're firm as hell....

 

[Nixy]

My heart is warm and gooey, like...um...the filling in cinnabons

 

[Squiggy]

with butter?

 

[Professur]

Oh, I get it. You're still mad at me for not sharing my cinnibons with you, aren't you.

 

[leslie]

I AM

 

[Professur]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I haven't had one since that time. You all made me feel so guilty that I haven't been able to buy them.

 

[leslie]

hmm...yes..that almost does make me feel better

 

[Professur]

But since you've all proven to be so vindictive, I'm gonna go get one tomorrow, and scoff it all down. No, wait. I'm gonna get two. I'll scoff one there on the spot, and I'm gonna bring the second one back right here and eat it right in front of you all.

 

[leslie]

i have a loaf of homemade bread in the oven right now...and when it comes out in about 20 minutes...i'm gonna slice it up right there and slather it with butter and eat it with no plate.

 

[Professur]

DoH!!!.

I just got the oven fixed this afternoon. Hey, do you still get spice cake mix over there? I've been looking for it for ages. Snackin' cake was the brand, if I recall.

 

[leslie]

yeah!

I just had the banana kind last week...the spice is still here too. Why, it's not over there?

 

[Professur]

Dunno. *sob* first she get's all the curlywurlies, then she has all the spice cake. :Wahhhhhh:

 

[leslie]

and fresh bread.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


maybe you should bring the missus shoppin

 

[Professur]

Too close to christmas. When I travel to TO, I need lots of money for the butcher's. We usually drop $400 easy. Another $100 at the baker's next door.

 

[leslie]

yeah, I guess a good stockup would cost.

mebbe I'll make you a nice batch of shortbread and send it on this year...how's that?

 

[Professur]

Oooo. But then I'd have to send you something. And my luck with the mail system isn't good.

 

[Professur]

Heyyyy. Wait a minute. This is a foodfight.

*grabs loaf of fresh, warm, homemade bread and smooshes it into Leslie's face.