Falwell and Robertson know who hit the WTC

unclehobart

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After a brief consultation with God, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson announced on the 700 club that God told them that he took away our divine protection and allowed the terrorists to hit us because the US is awash in gays, lesbians, abortions and internet pornography. We had lost the path; this was a wakeup call for us to cling to Jesus.

:hmm: The first 1,000 to fork over their credit card numbers to our praise hotline will recieve a business class ticket to heaven when they die as well as a blessed brushed brass WWJD keychain.
 
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s4

Guest
If they really said that, they are scumbags. I hope you were quoting them accurately. We see so many times when people don't. Knowing that it came from you uncle, I believe what you say is true.
 

fury

Administrator
Staff member
Oh please. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuals (especially lesbians :D), pr0n, or sometimes abortion (if it's necessary).

Besides, they're faking it anyway. No god, and I mean NO god worth being called one would EVER inflict pain & suffering on completely innocent people. Period.
 

unclehobart

this is my special title
It was something said on a live breakfast chat show. Can't get a link unless someone transcribes it.
 

Gonzo

Infinitesimally Outrageous
Staff member
If that quote is correct, I'll become a Taliban militia member for an hour & crash an International airliner full, with just fuel & me, into those piece of shits building.


Fury, Depending on the point of view taken, there is plenty wrong with homosexuality, porn & abortion. You just don't use them as political pawns to raise funds during the crisis before WWIII starts. Just to set the record straight-I am not homasexyall , I've never aborted anything bigger than the last drink & porn....none of your damned business. :D


GREAT CARTOON
 
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