Joe Black<RC>
New Member
I thought these just had to be passed on! True stories with just the right spin. 
Long time loves Harrison Ford and Mini Driver are calling it quits. Not yet single Harrison Ford has been very guarded about public appearances with Driver, who sped off, angrily from a dinner date with Ford last Friday. Sources say that Driver is fed-up with Harrison's refusal to be seen with her. Ford's divorce isn't to be finalized until April.
I suppose this is for the best. I mean, if the two got married you would have to call her Mini Ford Driver.
George Michael Robbed:
Musician George Michael was robbed this weekend. Police say the intruders apparently entered though George's back door. The total value of items taken is estimated at 264 thousand dollars and includes an Aston Martin automobile.
When asked by reporters, Mr. Michael said he wasn't surprised by the invasion. Apparently, he is used to having his private places penetrated by complete strangers.
Long time loves Harrison Ford and Mini Driver are calling it quits. Not yet single Harrison Ford has been very guarded about public appearances with Driver, who sped off, angrily from a dinner date with Ford last Friday. Sources say that Driver is fed-up with Harrison's refusal to be seen with her. Ford's divorce isn't to be finalized until April.
I suppose this is for the best. I mean, if the two got married you would have to call her Mini Ford Driver.
George Michael Robbed:
Musician George Michael was robbed this weekend. Police say the intruders apparently entered though George's back door. The total value of items taken is estimated at 264 thousand dollars and includes an Aston Martin automobile.
When asked by reporters, Mr. Michael said he wasn't surprised by the invasion. Apparently, he is used to having his private places penetrated by complete strangers.
