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Bush's Recipe for a Merry Christmas
He checked his list once then checked it twice;
Everyone on it was naughty not nice.
He brings out his nukses and depleted uranium;
to shower on Bin Laden and SoDam Insanium.
Advisors will tell him, sir, not on Ramadan,
but by the time it is Christmas guys like them should be gone.
So don't stop the bombing, the shooting with glee,
Then the world will celebrate Christmas, happily.
We now see the Mid East as the worlds center;
our hope is to end this without Nuclear winter.
On the eleventh they brought their suffering to us;
there will be no surrender because in God we trust.
On Delta, on Rangers, on Seals and Spec ops;
invited are SASies, Mounties and UN cops.
Let's make this a winter evil will not forget;
and vanquish our foes to a bottomless pit.
- Just made that up.
He checked his list once then checked it twice;
Everyone on it was naughty not nice.
He brings out his nukses and depleted uranium;
to shower on Bin Laden and SoDam Insanium.
Advisors will tell him, sir, not on Ramadan,
but by the time it is Christmas guys like them should be gone.
So don't stop the bombing, the shooting with glee,
Then the world will celebrate Christmas, happily.
We now see the Mid East as the worlds center;
our hope is to end this without Nuclear winter.
On the eleventh they brought their suffering to us;
there will be no surrender because in God we trust.
On Delta, on Rangers, on Seals and Spec ops;
invited are SASies, Mounties and UN cops.
Let's make this a winter evil will not forget;
and vanquish our foes to a bottomless pit.
- Just made that up.
