I'm cool. Hell, I can tell time and do my multiplication tables....and I'm only in first grade! HA! Wankers...
Can you believe this little guy. I kid you not, He's got the damn things memorized. I don't even think he ever really even studied...they just came to him. Pathetic. Why in the hell didn't I know this crap when I was in first grade.
I pick up the newspaper and start to say words. He'll spell them back for me. Big words. Not the little cheese cake crap. Rarely does he miss them. Friggin' amazing.